

(I think Kirkjerk posted here somewhere about having an event to create party games.)
I started what I'll call "Pac Party" on Saturday. I was not very conservative with my events... the 453rd event finally killed the game... DEAD! Luckily, I was able to salvage its buggy remains by opening the .gam file in MMF2.

The game wasn't all that buggy until that last event (apparently not thought out very well). The event was supposed to decide on a winner. Well, it almost works, but strange things happen also.
I am dropping the project because I cannot open the .gam file in knp and it seems pointless to continue in something like MMF2.
Things that I didn't get to before the knp pooped out:
Battle bits
More sound effects (eating fruit & ghosts)
...
All 4 players are mapped to the same buttons starting out, but if you actually have friends who will play with you, you can remap them with knp's built in configuration mode.
pellets are worth 1 point
fruit are worth 10 points
eating a ghost is worth 25 points

Recently Arthur "Podunkian" Lee posted some vitriol against your friend and mine, Terry Cavanagh. http://www.pigscene.com/?p=462
He made an assholish parody game of V^6, so naturally I made a game in response. Shit got serious. (Has a few in-jokes for the TIG's crowd.)
EDIT: You know I love you, right?

I totally just made my first game in Construct for Pirate Kart II! Yes! I am very happy about it! Yay for throwing poop!
I also think Windows Offender is GAME NUMBER 370 of 371! I can't believe I just barely made it in! SO LUCKY!
Also, I want to get KnP working on Windows 7 64-bit. If any folks have solid ways of doing this or need a tester, I am here for you.
Rock out!
just put these two in the knp/libraries dir
it's divided in two levels so use the up and down arrows to the right to change between them.

Before I came to Glorious Trainwrecks, I had stumbled upon the 100-in-1 Klik & Play Pirate Kart. Well, it inspired me to make some of my own trainwrecks. Most of those can be seen here now. The games:
Carpet Rider: Like Strong's "Ride an Elephant", except that falling off means death.
Computer Adventure: Experimentation with annoying gameplay gimmicks. If you hit the floor or walls too hard, you have to restart the screen.
Horse Kong: A remake of the arcade game Donkey Kong in Klik & Play using Klipart. It also features some rather ear-piercing sound effects done by my voice!
Minimalistic Game: It's a game!
Minimalistic Game Panther: It's a game! Costs $449.99 to upgrade. Sorry, no special upgrade pricing for older versions!
Super Puzzle Fun: I made this to show that Klik & Play *cannot* be used to make a decent puzzle game. At least not with the built-in movements... or something like that. Glitches abound.
Super Puzzle Fun TURBO: Super Puzzle Fun on crack. For reasons unknown, the game will sometimes think you've flooded over the top when you actually haven't. Sorry, couldn't figure out what caused that glitch.
Robbing Hood: Actually kinda fun. You must stab a bunch of jesters using your mouse-controlled and spazzed-out Robin Hood. The jesters shoot false teeth at you which will cause you to explode. This explosion sequence is probably not meant for older computers, as it's pretty slow even on my system.
Trombonist vs. Cat: Inspired by The Incredible Machine. Did you know that if you hit Curie the Cat twice in quick succession, you can sometimes get her to flip upside-down? Now you know.

So, er, whoops. I spent the weekend celebrating a birthday, but half bothered than I was missing the Pirate Kart Festivities. I was able to spend a few hours Sunday night trying to get SOMETHING done to contribute, and one of the ideas got finished: MOVING MAZE.
Then I come here to upload it and find out the fucking thing's this weekend anyway. I have plans for B, and C versions of the game for the Kart.
Relieved!

OK, it's about time I released this stuff!
KNPUtil is a collection of 3 utilities for fiddling with Klik & Play games:
KNPExtract and KNPGen have been released before. This release brings much improved image loading times to both tools, as well as support for 16-bit images. KNPExtract also now can generate animated GIFs from animations, extract sounds and music, and provide meaningful filenames to everything it extracts.
Detailed usage instructions are in the readme. The tools are all designed to do something cool if you drag Klik & Play games onto the EXEs from Windows, but KNPMangle especially rewards a deeper understanding of its commandline options.
Enjoy!
My first game with Klik & Play. It is called CHARGE!
its called that because you only have to CHARGE! (you can jump too, but you don't need to do much of that)
CHARGE! with the ARROW KEYS!
This is an untitled artgame about the horrors of war. There is no way to win. This game also features death, which is a complex moral choice never attempted before by any medium. This is the only alternative you have besides witnessing the horror you have unleashed and all the lives you have taken. Again, please be aware that this game is art.