Dear Diary,

I finished a game today, my first. It's not the one I told you about before. I wish you had arms so you could play it. It's called "These automatic arms." But they're bad arms, not like the arms you would have if you had arms. Oh, diary, one day I will buy you prostheses and glue them to your frail, electronic pages.

Yours,
nobody.

p.s. - download it here: http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/3333

big brother got hurt in skool and now im using his accont cause my mommy let me yay

This is just a proof-of-concept GML code thing I did for rdein. What it does is this: when you start a room, it draw all of the room's tiles to a surface or series of surfaces, then destroys the tiles. Then it draws the surfaces in place of the tiles. Drawing a few large surfaces is theoretically faster than drawing 1000s of individual tiles, each with their own specific top, left, width, and height values.

I'm doing a post-mortem on my blog about the 25 games I made for Pirate Kart V, reflecting on them and such, in three installments. Published the first one just barely, covering 9 games from Wizard Forest to Koi Puncher: Championship Edition. If you're interested!

Click here to read. If you're interested!

Spindley, Just asking,what was your inspiration for this site in the first place anyways?

So I was screwing with this title generator to think of game titles: http://www.fictionalley.org/primer/title.html
And I typed in a bunch of random crap and got these titles:

Title One: Deadly Fighters The Evil Kitchens
Title Two: The Evil Arse
Title Three: The Pizza The Deadly Fighters
Title Four: Deadly Arse
Title Five: The Fighting Pizza
Title Six: Fighting Kitchens
Title Seven: Fighting Fighters
Title Eight: Evil Fighting
Title Nine: Fighting for Kitchens
Title Ten: Fighting and Fighting

Any ideas which I should use for a game?

Man,Idk.

Now that I made JUSTICE MUSTACHE,I feel like I'm gonna turn it into the Mozart of my games.
Who here wants to see JUSTICE MUSTACHE 2:JUSTICE HARDER?

I really do.

I made this game with Flixel in two hours. You attempt to like, eat fish and people so the people don't, and Jesus is trying to feed the people with Fish, but you're stalin and the aliens are goign to destroy the erath if You don't eat the fish, so yes.

Wow.

Just a game about Edgar. What are you looking at?