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gj.swf

what a wonderful "game" this is, i am sure it will win many awards at E3, E3 invited me personally to compute the best computer games in the world and to throw them in people's faces in large amounts like a silly egotistical bastard and the underwear pageants are going on and people are singing and stabbing each other in the throats every day and the useless pigeons peck away at themselves while wearing panties and playing contrabass like Ron Carter and giovanni bottesini and michael brough was there adminstering whales for the international whale distributor, thomas bowen and i waited while preparing elaborate pointless attention-getting stunts to secure my nomination as the presidential candidate for the Anus party of 2016 and i will be presentdent of bolivia thank you verys much

by the way, the checkmark "button" doesn't do anything