It really didn't deserve a response, but this game is a reaction to this.
It is very text heavy. I am sorry.
like clicking on a webpage while reading. except for nyt, which always pops that definition box.
The soft challenge of moving to the right side of the screen was a good match with the longer and more invested opinion piece. Sadly Ebert will never read it because it would require him to use his keyboard's arrow keys, which he had removed.