The rise of a Smoorf, the fall of a man.

Zecks's picture

According to my to-do list (which, like all track-keeping, doesn't in any way give out actually reliable
information about how long finishing stuff will take) I'm about a third of the way (the least painful
third) done now. But let's not talk about that.

Let's talk about Smoorfs.

What is a Smoorf? [sic]
A miserable little pile of joke games, that's what.
(full title: Murfit Pirasee Vehlo Kanka Noka Pröt Shub Lapissi Taavi-eno Kirain Maasa)

It's a four part series of 94.7% joke games that got out of hand just like Kung Fu. (only the end product of that will have some no-joke-kickass merit)
I really don't have anything to say, so I'll let the games speak for themselves.

Note: I'm pretty sure you can beat the first two ones no problem, but the third and fourth one have some (ok in the fourth it's like half of them) plain impossible/unplayable/shitty levels. Press DELETE to skip a level.

DOWNLOADS: Games 1-3 Fourth

Next blog will be some deeper kungfu stuff probs, and the following will be more of my old shit.

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Noyb's picture

Didn't much care for all the

Didn't much care for all the timing puzzles in 2, but 3 was insane in the best possible way! I loved the sword mechanic. And the little animations in the platforms, especially in the coin boxes in the Mario World. Will play the fourth later.

Zecks's picture

4 is basically an incohesive

4 is basically an incohesive fart that was supposed to have way more content (and the bad levels would've been more playable), but i just happened to hit the first level of self-awareness during it and cut out some stuff and called it a wrap.

unfortunately (for my game making pursuits, it made my "real life" a lot better) i started climbing the self-awareness ranks up way too fast after that, and am now trying to end this deal with a last "ascended joke" project.

also the mario level block animations have something to do with the 'more old shit' i mentioned. :)
actually that old shit was pretty much a life redefining shit. i hope i will be able to tell about it more when i get there. stay tuned.