Jesus: The Second Coming: Hamburger Flipper

Dattorz's picture
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Idea created using that trainwreck idea generator I made earlier:

"You are tasked with making a platform game starring Jesus as the protagonist, whose goal is to collect every Hamburger. Your trainwreck must utilize Win32 API abuse as a gimmick."

This game involves you, as Jesus, coming back down to earth in order to set up a hamburger stand. However, you need hamburgers to begin with, so you set out on a search across the mountains for burgers to sell at your burger stand. And then stuff happens.

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sergiocornaga's picture

This is amazing. I find it

This is amazing. I find it hard to believe that you randomly generated Win32 API abuse.

Dattorz's picture

No, it's one of the things I

No, it's one of the things I put into the list of phrases.

sergiocornaga's picture

I was more suggesting that

I was more suggesting that you cycled through until it came up. Whether or not this is the case, I am happy that Win32 API abuse became a component of your game!

Dattorz's picture

Actually, the reason I

Actually, the reason I picked it is because I felt it could make a (somewhat) subtle reference to SpindleyQ's Don't Stop Believin'.

SpindleyQ's picture

I am going to die one day

I am going to die one day and that will be the game everyone remembers me for.

Dattorz's picture

What? Not Alien Zit?

What? Not Alien Zit?

agj's picture

This is indeed freaking

This is indeed freaking amazing. Lovely abuse of the Windows API.

Dattorz's picture

Hey, just out of curiosity,

Hey, just out of curiosity, what did everyone name their hamburger stand?

Radix's picture

Adobe Arabic (it seemed

Adobe Arabic (it seemed kinda sorta fitting or it was an accident)

I really really love the ending screen with the customers.

sergiocornaga's picture

Arial Black.

Arial Black.

squidlarkin's picture

Palatino Linotype! And my

Palatino Linotype! And my burgers were lime green.

fireball3k's picture

i named mine earthworm

i named mine earthworm jim

not gonna lie, this whole game made me laugh my ass off

comic sans MS also this

comic sans MS

also this game is amazing

Harrymatic's picture

I've got to own up to using

I've got to own up to using Comic Sans MS as well.

agj's picture

@Mincho, I believe.

@Mincho, I believe.

Noyb's picture

Plantagenet Cherokee Burgers!

Plantagenet Cherokee Burgers!

Dattorz's picture

That's a new one. You must

That's a new one. You must have some really exotic fonts.

Noyb's picture

I have no idea where this

I have no idea where this font came from! Also this game is rad.

ExciteMike's picture

OH man. That music where

OH man. That music where you are picking your hamburger stand name and color. I sat there for like five minutes trying to remember where it was from. Finally realized it was The Sims.

I love the ending screen so much.

Dattorz's picture

I actually nicked the idea

I actually nicked the idea from someone else's something.

Smedis2's picture

SEGA LOGO FONT burgers

SEGA LOGO FONT burgers