merry glitchfest

markp0rter's picture

so i was giving TGF 2 newgrounds edition a try. two words: it sucks

it created a lot of really really awful bugs and gave me the glitchiest game ive ever made.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/586658

snapman's picture

I won

I won!!!!!!

Hoping to play an unglitched version sometime, the voices sounded fun...

I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't swim!

markp0rter's picture

thanks for playing :)

its really really weird that it's glitchy like fuck. i spend most of the time on doing an INTRO with graphics and voice samples and shit. it doesnt even look too bad but TGF 2 would just give me a white screen.

also newgrounds updated their page / clickteam updated TGF 2 Newgrounds edition SOOOO the screen resolution was too small. Newgrounds adds their own loader in front of it nowadays and the PLAY button was outside the screen- great thinking.

anyways the game runs PERFECT inside TGF 2 so I don't know why it screws up so badly when it's an SWF. This gave me an idea though: Just replacing sound files and swapping them around makes for hilarious trainwrecks- I guess this one is truely a trainwreck because it wasn't intended to suck.

anyways if you want a version WITHOUT glitches, halloween themed (because all I did was replace sprites) you can play this one: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/552409

compare this score to the score of the christmas one. I could have won MMF 2 or at least TGF 2. now I got nothing because clickteam sucks. guess i've to do with my torrented version of... oh by the way its "HO I can't swim" ;)

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