Be sure to check out the further adventures of Coolmann (no relation) at http://www.coolguys.me/bogun/
You have died, Coolmann.
Some dude poisoned your beer when you were asleep.
haha this game is cool, man. seriously WHO IS Coolman? wtf is this all about? did you bother to code all this or is this some generator or what? anyways cool story, bro.
It was a collaboration in Twine by mostly drunken participants.