The Motherfucking Capstone thread

SpindleyQ's picture

Oh holy Jesus.

Here is a list of some of the bizarre licenses that Capstone took on in their "prime", with links to screenshots.

  1. An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
  2. The Beverly Hillbillies
  3. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
  4. The Dark Half
  5. Home Alone
  6. Homey D. Clown
  7. Miami Vice
  8. Terminator 2: Judgement Day: Chess Wars
  9. Trolls
  10. William Shatner's Tekwar
  11. Zorro

And last, but certainly not least:

Wayne's World. Featuring utterly gratuitous sound clips of catchphrases from the movie! Actually, "catchphrases" is the wrong word -- at one point in the intro there is a sound clip of Wayne saying, "Okay". Then the game goes on to confuse Wayne's World with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by having them concoct some scheme to sell pizzas to make money to save public access television.

There is a gold mine here, guys.

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SpindleyQ's picture

OK I could not resist.

OK I could not resist.

zum's picture

Man, that is atrocious.

Man, that is atrocious.

WTFF

There was a fucking *HOMIE D CLOWN* game?! Jesus H tapdancing motherfucking on a crutch Christ!!!

(And secondary WTFs at the Wayne's World and Beverly Hillbillies games)

SpindleyQ's picture

Hey guys hey guys hey

Hey guys hey guys hey guys
Mobygames has been updated since I posted this thread


Surf Ninjas


L.A. Law


Trump Castle II

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qrleon's picture

Capstone: The Pinnacle of Entertainment Software

Holy shit that Trump Castle II picture holy shit.

They made a Zorro-themed Prince of Persia clone? With a whip? I've got to look into that

qrleon's picture

ZORRO

the fall around 1:15 is like a bad dream.

qrleon's picture

Just in case there was any doubt:

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sergiocornaga's picture

I know I've played Zorro.

I know I've played Zorro. And I have this weird feeling that I played William Shatner's Tekwar once, very briefly...

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