Game file: 

deardaphny.html

...PuBall's Hag Face...
Gentlemen, start your engines!
...PuBall's Hag Face...
May the best woman (best woman) wwiiiiinnnnnnn!

PuBall: "Haaahh ha ha ha ha hah!"

An interactive birthday card written hastily by Andrew "Hulk Handsome" Cycle between studying for exams.

For Daphny.