In the vein of Pick up the Phonebooth and Die! comes this exciting tale of standing in a parlour and staring awkwardly at teen heart-throb Fitzwilliam Darcy! Contains steamy situations, reader discretion advised.
It could use some more implemented verbs, but I like it.
I ran out of time! I spent a bit more than two hours on it... :(
I might sneak an updated version up near the end of the weekend though, if that's allowed.
Hilarious! I am very glad I played until I discovered that "tea" was a working noun. =)