"There's a hole in my head..."
Quite serious problems/
Olympic Swimming is the newest exciting s(w)im from PizzaTime! Did you ever wish to be a swimmer at the Olympics? Well now you can.
It has just been revealed that sir_mud is really two cats fighting on top of a washing machine. More news of this development at http://mud.owlbox.net
I figured folks here might appreciate the game I worked on for Global Game Jam this year, seeing as it's a microphone-powered rap battle simulator set in NegaTokyo in the year 20FF. It's pretty short. Check it out, and let me know what you think!
Michael J. Maris (alias "Edrobot") is one of the most awesome guys ever. He's a huge Homestuck fan and works on several forum-adventures and absolutely loves playing video games. His favorite games is "The World Ends With You" for the DS and "Persona 4" PS2, and his least favorite game is "Kim Possible" for the GBA.
Currently, Edrobot is a Game Simulation Arts and Sciences/Computer Science dual major at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute.
Do one, then the other.
Oh,hey! I made a GOOD game for once.
Ok,it's not SUPER great,but it's a real game rather than a stupid joke game.
Controls are the same as most of my games. Z is to attack,arrow keys to move,etc.
This game has powerups,3 to be exact. The first one is a 3-way shot,the second one is a bomb (You get how that works),and there's a bubble shield that takes 3 hits before it goes away.
This is a game adaptation of today's episode of the webcomic "Three Word Phrase".
Only a Windows build for now.
Arrows - move.
Space - doff mysteriously multitudinous underpants.
*edit* OH MAN CAN YOU GUYS EVEN RUN THIS?
DURING A TEAMVIEWER SESSION
A FRIEND AND I GOT AN INSANE IDEA
SO WE STARTED MAKING IT
AFTER MANY DAYS OF WORK
MY HERO II IS DONE
-Crappy Collision Detection!
-Loosely Based Off Of An Old Arcade Game!
-Storyline That Makes No Sense!
-Mildly Offensive Material!
-and more for only $3.50!*
*The $3.50 is not needed. Anything in this game should not be taken seriously. All characters belong to their creators. Please keep check of your house incase it catches fire and or is invaded by Nazis or Communists
I just can't bring myself to do that.
Now that that's out of the way, I can say that I'm about done with the first, easiest quarter of the project, called "Pretending to have something done."
The next ones will be "Continuing pretending to do something", "Not getting anything done (??????????)", and "Checking if all that pretending did something."
This game is gonna be more like a practice to myself than anything else. The end product might be nothing too impressive; I hope that I will finally start to figure out the cause and the effects of the pretending when I finally have the finished product in my hands.
The reason I can't do anything much when I'm not let to be alone, and trying to force that out of my system for now because it doesn't make any sense for stuff like this.
But again, there may be some stuff there that I genuinely made an effort for and is fun. (AKA went balls-berserk because I remembered this is 75% joke game)
aurrgh now im locking up again.
i hope you get some sense out of that.
next time ill post my old series of purely joke games (which almost got too serious like this)
edit: re: this is some kinda deeper shit to me on a personal level, but don't worry about it; i'm like that all the time.