a simple game of colors and mod music
win32s version
the truespace 2 "ts2trial" program has the intel 3dr librarys
for mci mods you can use
http://win31.no-ip.org/freeware/mplayers/m4w_inst.zip
http://win31.no-ip.org/freeware/mplayers/mci24ins.exe
the eighth installment of the worst series of flickgames.
Made with Processing 3.5.3
It'll be a cool, refreshing autumnal day in Hell when they put out a Laserdisc game for a next-gen system. A day much like today.
INTENSE
ADVENTURE
ACTION PACKED
MAXIMUM SHOOTING CHALLENGE
Is it wrong that I want to play these so bad?
A mashup of Wolfenstein 3D and Minecraft. You can hit Enter/PageUp/KeypadEnter at any time to switch between editor mode and action mode. It's sort of a Wolf3D construction kit.
(If the default level takes a while to load, that's normal.)
Update: v1.02
Click. Grim game. Yes im back on the railroad track.
You are a gun. The balls give you money. You have to shoot the bricks. You have to PAY FOR YER BULLETS
Four game prototypes that have been locked in a water tower or something like that until now
Released in 2013 to wide disgust from future me.
CW: Epilepsy, very fast moving objects that obscure your vision.
Fun facts about Nice Ass, Baby!:
- It's not a good video game.
- In fact it's the only one of my games that can be classed as true kusoge.
- The name is taken from a GTA: Vice City cutscene.
- It's paritally broken and I can't fix it.
- It did have a bonus archive that came with the game but I removed it due to foolishly including stuff that I didn't even own.
- If the archive still existed, the password would have been "corruptionofchampions". Yes, this game references items from an R-18 flash game.
- Most levels that appear to linger on a static image can be advanced via left clicking.
- The way "zetazs map" is a single image that flashes text on screne before changing is a nod to Vidiot Game by GZStorm.
- On "gro plus", click any jack in the box. Soon as you collect enough points (about 50000), it'll turn into a big negative number. If you go over 10k, press F2 and restart.
- On "reducto", its hard to see but in the bottom left corner it says "press z". Do that.
- On "numb rocks", the acceleration is intentionally slower than molasses. Press and hold a direction, you'll eventually keep moving. I'd advise against stopping before changing direction unless you want to be there all day.
- On "whisker fruit", you have to have extreme patience and motor control. Mute the audio so you can concentrate. Gently press the up key to start moving, but dont hit it too hard or you'll zoom into a wall and will have to start over. Press down if you need to stop. The walls and ceilings without anything on them will stop you as well. You need to collect the weird eyeball on the top left to continue into the right hand part of the screen. Collide with the bubbles to finish the level.
2018 Extra Notes: Interestingly, this is one of my games that I went back and replayed last year, which is when the stuff above was added. So I don't have anything more to add. This game isn't very good at all haha.
a knife is not a toy. in your hands, it is the tool of a master artist.