BALLS TO THE WALLS

FEATURING:
-Twenty-one action filled battles!
-A thunderous midi soundtrack!
-A honest to god SHITTY brainfart impro dialogue because I only assed to write a small part of it.
-You making disgruntled facial expressions at the aforementioned dialogue!
-Fun times!
-Hope that it becomes funnier over time like all of my joke shit.

After nearly six months of on-and-ridiculously-off development,
I've finally finished something I didn't think I would.

It was all supposed to go down with that last joke game,
but it turns out that I still needed to be taught a lesson.
Get out there and finish the fight!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!!

This was supposed to push the limits of KNP to the maximum with absolutely ludicrous
battle mechanics, unlike Kung Fu 2, which was pretty much about dodging flying shit
and mashing the attack button. I tried to go there, but neither of us couldn't handle it.
Instead what I have now is practically the same with more shit.
And the fucking thing still rules.

What are you waiting for?!

Overall, I learned some:
Patience
Mental Shenanigans
Drawing Consistency, so it's not really all a waste no matter what.

You are a kitty who wants to get the best racing times and collect the stars.

Updated 2/12/2018 with more graphics and some other stuff.

Updated 2/14/2018 with the ability to enable automatic transmission for the kitty (making the game much easier!!)

Oh noes! The evil moth followed you to work, and what's worse is you're NAAAAKED!

Don't get hit by the squares! You "teleport" around by pressing the numbers above letter keys. Moves you to associated lane. YOU WILL LOSE!

You've spotted Solid Snake!! As a guard, it is your duty to take him out with your trusty six shooter! Don't let him get away! Don't try to leave the area, or you will fall into an endless abyss!

WASD to move, mouse to aim and shoot

Hint: It's probably not 7.

Inspired by a duel between Jonathan Whiting and Michael Brough. I decided to horn in because of comedy. Click on vampires to smash them. Successfully smash the grand vampire, and you win! Sort of.

Made in a couple of hours as a hack of Kart Bomber.

A sequel to Inching, from 1HGJ Vol. 1. Made for One Hour Game Jam #180 (Theme: Falling). Press space to drift in the wind.

After about a year of people waiting, from my first forum topic in December 2013, I finally managed to get the version1 of the Klik & Play Archive up.

This is NOT a complete archive, I'm working on future versions with more games.

SpindleyQ, can I have some webspace? I hate Mediafire but it's the only space I have; geocities.ws (my website hoster) only accepts 19 mb and lower files. This archive is over 180 mb.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/fdoac5ss7y2dad0/Klik_Archive_-_Version_1.0.zip

Introduction

Chess was occasionally criticized in the 19th century as a waste of time. Intelligent Qhess encourages this notion.

Intelligent Qhess is here to elevate the meaning of Chess. It is a new beginning in the world of intellectual thought.

In Intelligent Qhess, you will have to reconsider all of your preconceived notions about Chess, Imagination, and Life.

Getting Started

To begin playing, download, unzip, and run Intelligent Qhess.exe. The menu and gameplay of IQ are controlled completely by the mouse. On the main menu, you will have two sets of options: player modes, and gameplay settings.

Choose a suitable player mode: IQ can be played by 1, 2, or 0 people! If you are playing by yourself, I recommend having a match against CPU L2 to start with. But nothing will ever be more strategic then the wit of another human opponent... When you are ready, click on the "BEGIN MATCH" button!

The game will begin immediately. On your turn, simply click on a piece to select it. Then click anywhere on the board to attempt a move. Further, more detailed instructions may be found in the README.

Linux Compatibility

You can play this game on Linux using WINE!

If you are using 64-bit Linux, and the game starts without any sound, you might be missing 32-bit libraries for your default sound device. As a common example, if your setup is PulseAudio on 64-bit Debian/Ubuntu, you can install 32-bit libraries using the apt-get utility:
apt-get install libpulse0:i386

Credits

Game design, music by Nikki Bee
Announcement voiceover is by Decky Coss
Graphics and sound effects by Clickteam
Title art ripped and edited from I.Q.: Intelligent Qube
Made in Clickteam Fusion 2.5
More detailed credits are available in the README.