So what is this all about? Well, the folks at Sonic Fan Games HQ hold their own trainwrecking event on a yearly basis called RAGE. You can read about it here. A trainwrecking event without Glorious Trainwrecks is sad, so therefore I propose...

The Vector 3D Jam Klik & Play Multi-Game Pirate Kart!

What is a Klik & Play Pirate Kart, you might ask? From the words of SpindleyQ himself:

"A Klik & Play Pirate Kart is a staggering collection of awesome and/or terrible games. All of the games are made in a single 48-hour period. No game is allowed to take more than two hours to make. Contributors continuously churn out games, non-stop, all weekend. When the weekend is over, the result is pure glory. It is an experience unlike anything else that has ever occurred on earth."

What does this have to do with RAGE? Well, we shall make a thematic Pirate Kart as our entry to RAGE! Just think about it! Instead of just one game like most RAGE entrants, we submit many games, because we all know that quantity is better than quality! _{(Except that we'll pretend it's all one game so that Slingerland doesn't get mad.)}

You can start making games NOW! Just be sure you go for quantity! As soon as you're finished with one game, keep making games until the event is over, if you can! The madness goes until 10PM EST, September 24th, to give us a little leeway to submit the whole thing in time. Unlike us, RAGE doesn't allow Cheating at Hanging Out With Friends, so it is imperative that folks stop making games when the deadline has passed.

Oh, and this is also important. All games must feature Vector the Crocodile. Don't ask. I didn't make up these rules. If you are finding that this is limiting your creativity, then just pretend to make a normal unthemed Trainwreck like usual and then replace everything with Vector when you're done.

You can hop on IRC -- server irc.freenode.net, channel #glorioustrainwrecks. If you don't have a game-making tool, try Klik & Play. This FAQ will tell you how to use it.

When you are finished with one of your games, click this link to submit it to the list.

Edit: We won!

Games made for Vector 3D Jam Multi-Game Pirate Kart

23 games made!
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Name	Created	By	Screenshot	Comments
Vector the Crocodile in Pony Adventure	09/24/2011 - 18:08	Healy		0
VECTOR'S CHAOCODILE DENTIXT	09/24/2011 - 17:48	Rynen10K		1
Vector's Dance Party	09/24/2011 - 17:11	juliette		1
Vector, King of Crocodiles	09/24/2011 - 12:13	juliette		0
devective	09/24/2011 - 10:06	sergiocornaga		2
Vector eats food	09/23/2011 - 13:32	anne laplantine		1
Fuck Yeah Vector's Music Player	09/23/2011 - 12:04	juliette		2
Color a Crocodile	09/23/2011 - 07:01	anne laplantine		0
vector's ordrix	09/23/2011 - 05:42	dessgeega		1
Vector Bros. the Crocodiles Escape the Warehouse	09/23/2011 - 00:00	thesycophant		1
VectorX	09/22/2011 - 22:23	the_muteKi		2
Vector the Crocodile Wants a Lot of Rings	09/22/2011 - 16:44	thesycophant		1
Vector MPH	09/22/2011 - 14:24	PressStart		2
Super Vectoshi	09/22/2011 - 12:13	anne laplantine		0
Vector Gear Solid 2: Sons of Eggman	09/21/2011 - 22:42	fireball3k		0
VECTOR likes music	09/21/2011 - 21:10	lofighost		1
The Trail 2: Vector Trail	09/21/2011 - 19:50	Noyb		1
Vector's Chaotix	09/21/2011 - 13:36	juliette		5
Vector the Crocodile Is Chased by the Sun	09/21/2011 - 01:27	thesycophant		1
Vector the Crocodile Walks Through Great Art	09/20/2011 - 21:17	thesycophant		2
FIND DA COMPUTER ROOM	09/20/2011 - 17:07	Techokami		0
Liquid Crystal Crocodile	09/20/2011 - 16:12	ExciteMike		4
Vector1	09/20/2011 - 15:18	anne laplantine		0

Hey all, does anyone remember who made the poster for the Pirate Kart kickstarter? I have one, but hoping whoever created it still has the PSD or whatever files so I can make a new, less worn print of it! I asked Spindley who thought it was ExciteMike, but they don't remember a poster at all. Here is the kickstarter page for those who don't remember:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/glorioustrainwrecks/glorious-developers-konference-2012-in-1-pirate-ka/description

Game File: 

SpaceChase.swf

SPACE CHASE!

Very quick game where you're being chased by kamikaze space ships. They've chased you into an Asteroid field.

Survive as long as you can by tricking the enemy ships into crashing into the Asteroids!

Controls are WSAD or ARROWS. (Up = accelerate, Down = turn tighter)

Was going to implement a timer but ran out of time!

Use the dropbox link for updated versions.

Game File: 

AMOEBOID.rar

AMOEBOID

A bit of Video Graffiti.

A short science-horror story of survival and self-rescue.

Just a small experiment in item conservation and economy of movement.

Game File: 

swamp.zip

Everything you kill will summon MORE DANGER! MORE EXCITEMENT!

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Cultural Salads.html

Make a salad!
Honor a culture!

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lolpenis.html

a commentary on brazilian politics

i tried to make cyprus the protean morph-hacker versus a MYSTERY ICE... but you actually have to know how many strengths a wall of static has AND there isn't really a way to overspend on strength-upping (as would be a nice way to lose)

my first warioware game (!)

Made for 1HGJ #219: Limit

Drive around the area, collecting fuel cans to increase the limit of your car's speed. Don't hit the cones or barriers. Can you collect all 50 cans?

Sources: https://pastebin.com/TjxiMc2Z

Game File: 

entomology.zip

Entomology PhD Simulator is a highly realistic life sim based on typical postgraduate study experiences. If you can finish this game, you will most likely be ready to study your own Entomology PhD.

All sprites and sound effects courtesy of Clickteam, all music stolen shamelessly from Wagner's Götterdämmerung, the beautiful lab floor background and all the relevant gameplay experiences are my own work.