BYE BYE BABY BOMB is an exciting game where YOU ARE A BOMB.
FIRE KILLS YOU!
FRUIT ANNOYS YOU and MIGHT CONVINCE YOU TO COMMIT SEPPUKU!
DESTROY CONCRETE for MAXIMUM SCORE!
Controls: Left and Right
Same as (Blind) but with death
KLIPART SHOOTER: A 'SMEDIS'® PRODUCTION BY MNO™
THE INSIPID STORY
You are CAPTAIN STARRUFF, klipart ship pilot extraordinaire. You are the commander for the space station, DINGWED, around the planet POOLYTEXTURED-SORRY. Everything was fine until one day while you were scouting out a new area of the planet, FVIL EACE attacked and destoryed DINGWED with his wormy army of APPLE CLONES! You are humanity's last resort to defeat FVIL EACE once and for all, CAPTAIN STARRUFF! You only have 100 SPACE SECONDS* to do so before the weight of the clones creates a black hole! May the power of klipart be with you!
* 1 SPACE SECOND = ax²+by - 4ac normal seconds
THE INSPIRED CONTROLS
Press the SHIFT key to do stuff such as: play the game; shoot; play the game again; shoot more
Use the ARROW KEYS to move your ship around when it exists. They do nothing otherwise so don't bother wasting your time pressing them.
At any time you can hit ESCAPE to end the game, and forcing CAPTAIN STARRUFF to launch himself out of his ship and catch onto a passing star to reach earth before FVIL EACE and warn them of the danger. The latter is not shown because the animation budget ran out.
1-5002: Yu are the worst don't bother playing again give up
5001+: KLIPART MASTER
I make a lot of things. Go to topherflorence.com
This game was made in 1:27.
Use dark scorcery to achieve the highest score possible without allowing it to crush you.
The site is up and I am excited! NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO WRECKING TRAINS, YOU GUYS.
As an incentive to participate, if I am not the first person to upload a finished project onto this site, I will personally videocapture an excruciating home movie that I made when I was like eight years old or something, in which I crashed my model trains into miscellaneous toys for like an hour and upload it to YouTube for all to see. Yes, all you have to do to make me publicly humiliate myself is to have an awesome time creating a ridiculous videogame and uploading it to the site! WHAT COULD BE MORE FUN?
As an aside, literally the morning after I registered the domain for this site, I got a spam email with the subject line, "Trainwrecks are fun, trainwrecks are loud, trainwrecks are spectacles."