this is aztec challenge for the commodore 64.
it was originally created for the atari 400 by robert tegel bonifacio, but was ported to the commodore in 1984 by paul norman, the author of the famously gory forbidden forest. daphaknee and i were playing commodore aztec challenge on our friend miguel's huge tv the other night when he discovered that paul norman ported the game again, to flash, in 2003, armed, apparently, with a kit of stock poser animations and a newfound admiration for the female form. azteca queen splits the difference between awkward movements and highly sexualized deaths admirably. this six-part story of an aztec princess on her quest to fuck the snake god quetzacoatl culminates in tenochtitlan, where you give a sword a hand-job before fending off pirouetting gladiators. will you rule the aztec empire as the consort of the feathered snake?
A bee is surrounded by blood hungry spiders. The bee can't fly over them because his wings are not working very well. So help him maneuver around the spiders. Use his psychic powers to kill the spiders by clicking on them. It's really cool. Reach the flower to win.
HACK your way to riches!
EXPLOIT pong nerds!
CARVE your face into the moon!
Noyb has been using Klik & Play since the age of 12, and is grateful for this monthly dose of nostalgia. His other games include a Mario fangame where you fight a giant poop monster, an artgame where pachinko is used as a Freudian metaphor for awkward sexual tension, an adventure game where Admiral Horatio Nelson holds long conversations with thinly disguised videogame heroes, and a business sim about a company which sells no products.
So, I just added a page to our wiki called Breathtaking Triumphs, which is meant to highlight the absolute best our community has to offer. I haven't frontpaged it yet, but I plan to do so soon. I don't think my initial choices should be too controversial. I assure you that if your game isn't on there, it's not necessarily because I don't think it's a staggering work of genius; I just wanted to get it started with a handful.
Nominate more games in this thread.
Words cannot describe.
A game about dogs having fun in outer space.
Gameplay made in one hour.
We asked a random stranger on Omegle for a theme, and they said "sex with animals".
Controls: arrow keys
Life as a grave robber isn't easy in halloween land. Dig all graves and collect all the money to win...
short silly passage remix
The time is right... for making videogames! The Timezone Lottery Klik Jam happens on the first Saturday of every month, at a time chosen randomly by our top-of-the-line numerical hour-choosing machines. This month, it takes place at 4:00 am UTC. Whenever that time rolls around for you, you have two hours to make a game!
How can I possibly make a game in that short a timespan, you gasp? There are many game-making tools available, but the most ludicrous and welcoming of all is Klik & Play. If you want to give K&P a shot, we have a Learning KNP FAQ available, as well as some advice on making it work on modern machines.
Making games is its own reward, but it can be much, much more rewarding when you're doing it with friends. To get the most out of this worldwide internet game jam, come talk with everyone on IRC. It's a great way to share this awesome experience, and get quick help when things aren't going right. Our server is irc.freenode.net, and our channel is #glorioustrainwrecks.
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