This is an even more confusing version of the game Proper (glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/9719). Every version is different! I'm in a weird state of mind right now.
Gout's about! There's no need to grout! Don't pout! Get some gout!
Gout Pony's 'A Family Gouting: The Game'™ is the ultimate experience in gout! Play avant-garde author Robert Coover as he fails to care about obstacles! Pass through the gnashing jaws of Jeremy Kyle! Eat asparagus and organ meats to give yourself the condition that everybody's talking about!
No offense is intended towards those who really suffer from gout.
Genres abound in this absurdist, experimental, but deeply playable game.
Each short level is based upon one of the songs from Gout Pony's first EP 'A Family Gouting'™. Far more than an in-joke, yet so much less than a real game, this may be the first genuine "art game"™ to be developed to be played alongside an EP and both game and EP can be enjoyed together TODAY for -- no money -- ! The levels follow the track listing (with track 8 as a *bonus level*) however the entire long-form EP/ short-form LP has been converted to scintillating MIDI form for his/ her pleasure.
Listen to the album here:
http://goutpony.bandcamp.com/album/a-family-gouting
And live the game!
A thrilling shmup! Try to escape from the clutches of shmup island!
Controls:
Arrow Keys - Move
Z Key - Forward Shot
X Key - Sideways Shot
http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/download/run-time-package
DOWNLOAD THE RPG MAKER XP RTP FIRST BEFORE ANYTHING
WHY
WHY DID I MAKE THIS
Also this is the first time I've tackled RPG Maker XP.
Controls:
The Basic RPG Maker XP controls:
Space-Action Button
Arrow Keys- Move Menus
etc. etc.
pretty gross actually. not advised you play it if you dislike a singular slur which is in this or murder of things with slightly in depth descriptions and
yeah
dont play this
originally made for a twine game jam by porpentine
2018 Extra Notes: This one is interesting, to say the least. I'm not too proud of some parts because i feel what happens in the second ending is completely unnessicary for one thing but then there's also the aforementioned slur... Despite that though, this twine shows off my regular comedic writing style nicely. I'm absolutely enamoured by the universe I vaguely mentioned through this game tbh. I kind of want to do a successor to this game set in the same universe but like...actually good? It's just a very interesting setting that I didn't flesh out at all, which possibly makes it all the more intriguing.
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A game where you play as Steve the sad emo kid who just lost his boyfriend Adam and the tennis tournament in the same day! Attempt to get out of bed and turn on the lights while being under the influence of an ecstasy-like drug that your neighbor Buchelle slipped into your water. If you can find your way back to the Milky Way Galaxy, you win!
A fragment for Fragment Jam 2019 (WIN PRIZES) as they say https://itch.io/jam/fragmentjam
Waft about and see some boney trees grow. There are triangular birds above and grave-like pillars that swell and shrink below. You are in a sort of box but you can go out if you want. No objectives, just a place to visit.
Originally abandoned after procjam 2015. For this "release" I stole some bits from a couple of other released projects and stuffed them in, also cleaned up a little.
An artillery-style shooting gallery repurposing assets from Colonel Bleep, The Twilight Zone, and Duck Hunt.
Sekret Santa gift for Hansov. Wishlist:
- A retro-futuristic setting (think classic Mega Man, Astro Boy, The Jetsons, original series Star Trek)
- Snow
- The color #993760
- Rod Serling (the Twilight Zone guy) popping out of a bush