Game File: 

Burgers.zip

Use your space jets to collect burgers for the King and fill him up with energy for his sold-out show!

Game File (Linux): 

SpaceDuck-Linux.zip

Game File (Mac): 

space-duck-mac.zip

Game File: 

SpaceDuck-Windows.zip

It's about a duck in space! Explore the stars until the aliens get you.

Doesn't quit so much as strategically crash. Enjoy! :)

Battle the slimes. Death is nonexistent.

Game File: 

eaboab2.zip

An old game from back in June I forgot to publish here/the GT website.

B̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶r̶i̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶ ̶o̶f̶ Inspired by snapman's original game, "Eat a Baby or a Burglar."

HAVE FUN BOII

This game is very simple. A dispenser releases a finite supply of balls. The longer you bounce the balls, the more points you gain when they vanish off the bottom of the screen. On each bounce, the ball's point value increases by the number of times it has already bounced - so repeatedly bounced balls can, after a while, become very lucrative indeed.

You have 1024 balls and have to get as high a score as you can with them. What's the most profitable way to do so? I'm not sure. Work it out yourself.

Use the mouse to move the paddle.

I got klik & play for christmas, sometime around 1995 I think, from probably my favourite uncle of all time. I never actually finished a game with it , preferring instead to try and make ambitious multi-genre 007 games, which I would get bored of halfway through developing the tank level.

Now, after the Pirate Kart Meltdown, my mind has been re-blown about how AMAZING this program is for really quick game development. Not only that, you can make the games as pretentious and emotional-subtextually loaded as you like, because the sheer crudeness of the mechanics and hilarity of the clipart will lower the gravitas like nobody's business.

Now, there are two other factors:
a) It is in my nature to get over any fervent interest (like K&P) within a month or so, and not return to it for a long time. So I better start making some stuff before I mentally move on!
b) I work nightfill at a supermarket, and usually finish around 4-5am, after which I generally decide it is a good idea to not go to sleep. So I have about 2 hours of dead time before the day would begin for most people.

Are you getting a picture here? Well hold your spanish dancing horses, there is one more thing:

c) I have recently begun a new relationship, with a girl I am quite fond of!

Ergo, my fellow glorious trainsurfers, I will attempt to chart the course of this relationship, or at least thoughts pertaining to it, with multiple Klik & Play games, each made in less than two hours and fuelled by Ballantine's Finest. They will be pretentious, they will make you cringe, and they will occasionally be loaded with subtle references only I will understand. And oh yes, there will be plenty of horrendously fast-animated cheerleaders.

To begin, I re-submit to you something I made for the pirate kart:

Walk You Home Tonight (attached)

Game File: 

chaocodile_dentixt.zip

VECTOR NEEDS SOMEONE TO PULL OUT ALL OF HIS TEETH FOR SOME REASON

GET SOMEONE ELSE TO PLAY WITH YOU AND PULL OUT TEETH

BUT ONE TOOTH MAKES YOU DEAD LOOK OUT!!!!!

Basically a bad version of Crocodile Dentist. WITH VECTOR.

THATS ME! THATS ME! THATS ME! THATS ME!

Game File: 

I Could Kill You In An Instant!.zip

I CHEATED TWICE.
You must escape Jim Bonacci's head! Also when it gets to night Frankensteins attack you too.

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Umpdate Glonious Tronwronks Server 4

Ho everyone, SpindleyQ has ompdated von server.

Here's a game file to show you how it's done.