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At the Final Moments of Daikaiju Titan Gigalon

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At the Final Moments of Daikaiju Titan Gigalon

Relive the last rampage of the mighty Gigalon.

GIGAFLAME for deforestation
GIGATAIL STRIKE to demolish homes

A perfect monster has no end.

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Libra V. Lahaie
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PSYCHO PLING IV: THE CALLING OF THE INSANITY

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Continuing from the final stage of SUPER KAIZO PLING 2: KAIZO PLING 3...
John Balls finds himself ploughing through the very walls below him as the flippers smash into his limp body over and over and over. All he had wanted was to hit some bumpers and score a few X's, but what resulted was a mind-changing journey that would forever render him mentally unstable. It was as if he was tripping so hard that his breaking of the fabric of reality was recognized by everyone around him, which certainly seemed like the case to the street gang he found himself in front of after being collision-glitched to the final segment of the stage. Right at his feet he saw an X, but one of the gangmen took it away.

John Balls found himself pleading, "Please man, just hand over the X. I don't need anyone else in my life to get hurt."

One of the burlier members sneered. "Us, get hurt? You can't knock us down if we were bowling pins in a-" John Balls did not even care to let the man finish his metaphorical comparison. He used the knife that was apparently in his hand the whole time and stabbed him. Then he stabbed him again. It was a horrible thing to do, but John Balls' mind was already corrupted. He could almost hear
THE CALLING OF THE INSANITY
. The other men started to run away, but in two seconds flat, John Balls had stabbed them all. John Balls found himself in a horrible situation as the police started driving by. He stabbed the police and was immediately shot. Like seriously, fuck law enforcement.
Then John Balls was a ghost. Not like a kind spirit worn out from years of love, but a horrifying edgy sharp mean rude scary spirit that you'd see the Ghostbusters chasing after. Halfway across the country, his brother Jon Balls, a successful chef using one of the sharpest and most refined knives in the world, was chopping up a nice chicken breast for his family who he loved as family. Using his ghost abilities, John Balls instantly transported to Jon Balls' residential household and possessed Jon Balls. Guess what happened. No really, guess.
Anyways, after the deed was done, Jon Balls put the bodies in the knife holder, drove out to the countryside and buried the knife behind his deceased grandfather's barn. John Balls' spirit wasn't really the sharpest tool in the shed. It was upon looking through the old barn that he found a large flipper - a pinball flipper - just hanging against the wall. By now, John Balls' spirit knew what to do with it. Jon Balls stood directly below the flipper, pressed the right arrow key on his keyboard, and collision glitched below the barnhouse, where a portal to a strange new dimension awaited him. But will John Balls' spirit ever learn why murder is bad?

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Mini Cannon

Amongst the world's smallest real working artillery. A mini cannon that fits in your pocket and fires a powerful 30 caliber mini cannonball. Just like the full size cannons, uses black powder and fuses.

Whether a hobby or just having fun in the background, a mini cannon can be a joy for hours on end.

mini cannon

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Klik & Play archive...topic number 2

http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/7242
The old topic.

Anyway I have a rough draft of sort up on mediafire.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/3vssnyca8nj089o/Klik+Archive+-+Version+0.01+Alpha.zip

SpindleyQ offered me host space, and I *might* actually use it, for the official version 1 which will be much more organized.

thanks
Reha soft
http://www.geocities.ws/rehasoft

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qpid n luv

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azteca queen

this is aztec challenge for the commodore 64.

it was originally created for the atari 400 by robert tegel bonifacio, but was ported to the commodore in 1984 by paul norman, the author of the famously gory forbidden forest. daphaknee and i were playing commodore aztec challenge on our friend miguel's huge tv the other night when he discovered that paul norman ported the game again, to flash, in 2003, armed, apparently, with a kit of stock poser animations and a newfound admiration for the female form. azteca queen splits the difference between awkward movements and highly sexualized deaths admirably. this six-part story of an aztec princess on her quest to fuck the snake god quetzacoatl culminates in tenochtitlan, where you give a sword a hand-job before fending off pirouetting gladiators. will you rule the aztec empire as the consort of the feathered snake?

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Save the Klik of the Month!!

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The Vampire has kidnapped all of your favorite Klik and Play characters! Rescue them and Spindley Q so that the Klikking may continue! Features a first-ever look inside the Glorious Trainwrecks World Headquarters.

Arrow keys to move. Other instructions provided in game.

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KNP:More than Two Fire Buttons

Klik & Play provides a control system to complement its built-in movement systems, which includes a control setup menu for reconfiguring keyboard controls or switching to a joystick. However, these controls are somewhat limited: you get four directions, and just two fire buttons.

For most purposes, this limitation is fine, but for some games you may need more than that.

If you are on a keyboard, the easiest way to get more fire buttons is to simply dodge the built-in control system and use Keyboard events ("Upon pressing a key" instead of "Read joystick state"). The problem with this is that you lose configurability, and anyone moving to a joystick will still have to use the keyboard for those fire buttons. If you are not using all four directions, you may consider stealing one or two for more fire buttons by changing the default keyboard controls. Obviously, this will result in wonky controls for joystick users.

If you are on a joystick, enter the Step-Thru Editor. Now press button 3 or 4. Amazingly, Klik & Play will detect these as valid events and allow you to assign actions for these buttons. The events will have no text, but rest assured that they do work. As it would seem, the developers actually provided software support for four-button joysticks, but never made this an "official" feature. The drawback to this is that you won't be able to test for whether buttons 3 and 4 are being held down, due to the nature of the Step-Thru Editor.

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THE ROYAL ADVENTURES OF MR CAT VS TAILS ADVANCE THE GAME

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GIbBeRiSh:
mistur. kat hav noticed dat [name removed] hav been making unoriginal nd even nonsense sonic fangames series named tails advance, nd yu mus stahp him, enter n ai bizzarre, spaceshifting wurld ef arthur's sonic wurld n yuu mus git into his castle, befur hi keips making thees gaems. caen u dew et?

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Mr. Cat has noticed that [name removed] has been making unoriginal and even nonsense sonic fangames series named Tails Advance, and you must stop him, enter in a bizzarre, spaceshifting world of Arthur's Sonic World and you must get into his castle, before he keeps making these games. Can you do it?

"Wow so cool" - IGN
"Mr. Cat is a great miracle" - GameStop
"Arthur is a little nerd in this game" - Chuck Norris

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