Important:

I HEAR IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

HOLY CRAP

I made you a birthday game! It is called

I Wish I Were Able To Hold A Cake (In My Tiny Arms)

(use the mouse)

Happy birthday, Jeremy. Hope you have a good one!

Game File: 

dipping_your_feet_into_the_water.html

the newest Game, Dipping Your Feet Into The Water To See If It Is Cold, allows you, the player, to Dip Your Feet Into The Water To See If It Is Cold.

is the water Cold? find out!!!!!

Game File: 

wincon.zip

music by bart (http://opengameart.org)

YOU HAVE ALMOST SAVED THE PRINCESS SHARON FROM THE WICKED "DOOM LORD"! WILL YOU DEFEAT THE "DOOM LORD" OR WILL YOU DISCOVER FIVE DIFFERENT MOSTLY-WACKY "ENDINGS"?

controls:
arrow keys to move
z to swing sword
x to shoot arrows

Hyperspace Delivery Boy, by Monkeystone Games, is something of a glorious trainwreck. Starring a young boy named Guy Carrington (whom I have lovingly decided to nickname "Fetchy McQuest"), you must navigate through the cargo bay of a spaceship, the catwalks of an alien dungeon, box pushing challenges, and, if I'm not mistaken, occasional graphics ripped from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Prepare your ears for an onslaught of catchy nonsensical phrases voiced by tremendously amateur actors, as well as the wonderfully out of place squawking of a chicken. All this and more on your quest to find and give people the things that they want!

Now, taken out of context, Hyperspace Delivery Boy isn't really that glorious of a trainwreck -- it seems much more like the usual kind of derailing that happens in high schools and colleges around the globe. However, if you happen to take a peek at the names of the all-star cast behind it, the gloriousness becomes readily apparent. Oh how the mighty have fallen (or at least stumbled a bit a few years ago).

Unfortunately only the demo seems to be available; attempting to take the steps necessary to acquire the full game leads one to a website of questionable taste.

Game File: 

Pixel Perfect.swf

Just a short game. You have to make a jump. And you have to be exact. Arrows to move, A to jump.

Game File: 

CLICKME.zip

Can't beat this doooo do do do, do do, do do CAN'T BEAT THIS

So he has a mullet. And runs funny. And has this slightly cheesy/disturbing grin on his face. Always. And all he does is jog. That's the only animation he was ever given.

But I must digress. How the hell did the Yellow Jogger become a meme around here anyway?

I actually found the Yellow Jogger humorous before I came here, after having played Arf's game "El Loco Dumas". And when I arrived at Glorious Trainwrecks, it appeared to be an injoke here as well. But I don't understand! It's just a freaking sprite.

Or maybe the Yellow Jogger's grin is starting to make me insane.

Game File: 

drawraffever2.html

I added extra controls directions transparency (not sure if working right) and a music slidebar. Giraffe thing is more complete. Also an html and it centers. Basically a giraffe-themed kidpix ripoff. Credits to them and Effbee for the idea.

Here's the sauce for those mmf 2.5vers out there, for the leaning experience

Game File: 

santa.zip

Just a very short Viovisian/Ghettoflowerian/bc_ian ZZT Christmas game I decided to put together. Released on January 7 due to < strike >laziness< /strike> this being Russian Christmas (December 25 by the Julian calendar.)

This also functions as a pseudo-tech demo of some neat new ZZT tricks that may or may not have ever been used before by anybody. All of them were achieved via changing various object stats in Kev-Edit to see if anything cool would happen.

Just as a warning, the endgame board is designed to crash after less than 10 seconds of you being on it via stat-edited bullets flying into the menu. This is not a bug, and simply how I decided to end this game.

Dedicated to Ghettoflower/Ghettowreath/Viovis/bc_/cbigbc in honour of his creating the entire style this and many other games of mine < strike >ripped off< /strike> were inspired by, as well as all the ZZT help he has given me over the years.