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apparition_plate_savers_flickgame_ghettoflower.html

APPARITION PLATE SAVERS

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8xpassage.zip

Play passage 8 TIMES AT THE SAME TIME
HOOOOAAAAAAH

Even if somebody hasn't ever noticed my latest blog posts here in the nearly-dead Glorious Trainwrecks site, and with the Klik of the Month Klub not getting activity as it used to be, i'm once again speaking up about my plans for another Mr. Cat game.

If you're asking that Sergeant Duck game... No, Sergeant Duck isn't happening either. Everytime i try to bring up another Mr. Cat there's always the usual thing that drags me away from development, it's called procrastination, and it's a thing which i've never found its name until now which has been always going around for many years. Memes have been always spinning around my head, and a swarm of game and project ideas have prevented me to write the story of Sergeant Duck. As i said before, this game is a sort of "dark and edgy" spin-off of the Mr. Cat series which focuses on a never-seen before character, existing inside the Mr. Cat universe, and the game would go on a storytelling gameplay akin to Konami's "Policenauts". Considering i've never ever continued to work on my game's story anymore, i'll reveal certain aspects of the story...

The story starts with a sort of Vietnam War-ish backstory which a sort of army of cats known as the Vanskan Cats, also known as a rock band, is attacked by aggressive Shiba Inus, race of dogs who desire glory on the nation of Vanska. Following this, a nuclear warfare led by rebel forces bomb Vanska, and few days after its bombing, a person belonging to the Papadakis family, Dave, was recognized to have lead the assault and for murdering the president of Vanska. Thus led the animals to rebel against humans. As we switch to the perspective of Sergeant Duck, as a child, his family is killed and captured by security drones/robot. Only Sergeant Duck was able to escape the prison, but after finding his son dead from a prison camp, he tries to find fortune and through time, he would eventually find truth why animals have turned against humans.

Kind of really unforgiving story, eh? I would tell that all the Mr. Cat games so far had been made without the need of writing down a story, so the sequence had to be made by mind, considering how jokey the Mr. Cat games are.

May or may have more hypothetical plans for a Mr. Cat IV, one that would be made in RPG Maker, or just restart the game with Fusion 2.5.
But unfortunately, times have changed and i really no longer use Fusion 2.5 as my primary game dev tool, considering i've switched to GameMaker Studio and making games in there feels more "serious" to me.

Or maybe. Mr. Cat IV isn't truly happening.

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chime11.zip

It is 3102 malovian stornich calendar

The ringing of bells or Chime Crime has been forbidden at the penalty of death. The reason for this has been lost to the ages.

The notorious immortal ancestral alien protohuman criminal who brought forbidden cosmic knowledge of sauerkraut to all Innocentgoodlyman Gentleman the Third has been fooled into committing the heinous act of Chime Crime in front of the Tribunal of Flowers by his rival and kindergarten teacher Heartbeast Saintslayer.

The only way out is for Innocentgoodlyman Gentleman the Third to beat the system. The protostructure will go bankrupt prosecuting you if you commit one million infractions. Ring the bells. Fearlessly strike them again and again to blasphemy the law itself before you bear the weight of your crime instead of letting evidence accrue. But beware. Invoke the mark of the sickle, draw its attention and it shall cut your life short. Let death fall as it may. You have no other hope to survive.

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Catch bells for points.

You will be penalized for bells that fall off the screen, and ultimately lose a life.

Shoot the bells to increase the point multiplier before you catch them.

Don't get greedy in aquiring points, because shooting the bells too many times will cause them to kill you instead when you catch them.

Get one million points to win the game.

Cursor keys - move
Space - shoot

If anyone's interested in having some voice acting done for their games, let me know and I can likely do a little somethin' somethin' for ya.

I've been doing more of that lately for my own game projects - with my own equipment at home - and find it incredibly fun and creative. If you think your project could be helped with that sort of thing, keep me in mind and send me a message.

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slice of life 14.rar

This is an even more confusing version of the game Proper (glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/9719). Every version is different! I see other people started uploading games too. Actually, I don't dislike mp3 soundtracks. Unless a 2 minute game has three 5-minute mp3 soundtracks. What's the deal with some people?!

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MEN ARE FROM MARS WOMAN ARE FROM VENUS but trans women are from planet x.zip

Originally Uploaded in 2015 on jpeg9.net... I think it's one of the few games I forgot to upload here. Original description below.
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Hello! Welcome to my game!

Story
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When an Amazing trans woman from planet x is dispatched to retreive the femcore-the power source which keeps planet x stable- things go awry when the sicnam-robot monsters from the space evil-attack!
After retrieving the femcore, it is revealed that it is actually a portal to clown hell, can the amazing trans woman get out of this pickle?
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Instructions
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WASD/Arrow keys - Move around
Mouse - Look around
Left Click - Fire the laser
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Content warnings
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There are clowns in the second level and rotating lights, the first level has monsters that can phase through walls.
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Thank you's and Credits
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Thanks to Tentabropy for code help and constant support, clown and clown car models!
Thanks to whoever made tron probably.
Thanks to Phil Reavis for making the song "Clown Car" that is featured in this game.
Thanks to Rob Hubbard & Ben Daglish for making the song "Auf Wiedersehen Monty" that is featured in this game.
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Contact
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marikedrawinge.com
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2015-5-16 PlingPlingValley.html

I don't think it is beatable.
I learned a valuable lesson: Even if I want the table to be more visually representative than fun to play, I should still test the tables while I'm painting them. I ended up re-doing a lot of the visual work just because I wanted the ball to be able to move around.

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dbz.zip

An exercise in sitting and spinning

i just opened a soundcloud, and i'm posting my stuff there, usually using mmx soundfonts. don't expect to like anything there.

https://soundcloud.com/quartzflask