you are the bad ass cops of norway
be badass in norway
Next KotM is the 19th?
Also, I inadvertently got the next release of my company's product to be code named "rhino".
This game was made in 1:27.
you're hungry, go eat a BURGER
Have you ever wanted to be a pirate? Well, now you are.
Warning: Turn down your speakers as I YELL INTO A MIC IN THIS
Press Mouse1 to shoot, aim with Mouse1, Move with WASD
I tried to make a game where you control the rotation of the main character's two stick legs, but the end result was crashing. So I changed it to hopping and alternating feet.
Shift will make you move slower horizontally. Don't let your rocket arms bump into anything. Your feet check constantly for active object overlap, so sometimes it's possible to run across stretches of thin or tiny blocks.
I, uh, need to find a replacement for K&P that doesn't crash. I'm very familiar with the K&P/MMF system and maybe this has been holding me back from switching? I'll look into Game Maker.
After i have made my own game The Super Mozart Adventure, when someone named mno called mine a masterpiece, i decided to start asking people to decide their ideas to add on my upcoming sequel that i'm going to make in 2014 or 2015: The Super Mozart Adventure 2: The Mankind of Earth.
The following ideas i need are:
: Features that would appear in the game.
: Some plot ideas that would succed in the story.
: Characters/cameos that would appear during the story.
Ideas that would appear in this game:
: Plot idea by sergioconada (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/5630#comment-19009 )
: Another feature idea by bc_: Crouching characters, restart button on every level, new password screen and soundtest. (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/5630#comment-19082 )
: Character idea by FlaviusMaximus: Bach (portrait only) and Bob the Kangaroo (On IRC chat, no link available)
Ideas that wouldn't appear in this game:
: Feature idea by bc_: Playing sounds through frames. (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/5627#comment-19072 ) Declined due that the feature is hard to use.
Ideas that would be decided to do:
: Plot idea by FlaviusMaximus (a heroic sacrifice in the end) (No link, asked on IRC chat)
: Character idea by Smedis2: Jesus with Batman's Mask (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/5630#comment-19098 )
EDIT: I'm announcing that the idea asking will end at October 3, 2013. And development will begin at November 25, 2013.
Roughly ten years ago, my grandma got me this dinky toy motor boat with a pull string. I don't know why she gave it to me, seeing as I was clearly too old for such things. Naturally, I opened The Games Factory and made a game about it.
Use Left and Right arrow keys to turn. Press and hold Shift to pull the string, and release to move. When your toy boat fills up with water, you must empty it by shaking it or else it will half-capsize. Hold Ctrl and mash Space to shake the water out of the toy boat.
Press the X in the top-right corner of the window to stop playing this game. Which is what you should be doing because much like Winning Square, this game sucks.
Controls: arrow keys, space (jump)
Defend the defenseless in this classic game. Test your tactical jumping prowess as you try to save the infant genitalia from the knife!
Game suitability: Please do not play this game.
Alternative "censored" version here:
Sounds recorded from scratch!
Music borrowed graciously from http://smickandsmudew.com
Completely standalone EXCEPT it may need to install the August 2008 DirectX update. I'm so very sorry. Had I known, I may have chosen another platform. The good news is that should be all you need, and the game will give you an error when you start it, linking you to the download site.
No foreskins were harmed during the making of this game.