Use the left mouse button to place your character
Use the right mouse button to place trees
read the readme
A clone of cookie clicker made in like half an hour
click the computer to make more computers
that's about it
We are going to have another round of Game Critique Club over on the makega.me forum starting April 1st. As I post this, there are currently three slots still available. If you have an interest in receiving two weeks of critique on one of your games in exchange for doing the same for 4-6 others over the course of the next couple of months, check it out.
fuck eye world god i hate it so fucking much
Arrow keys to move, Shift to jump. It's not worth playing though; it will take longer to download than to play through entirely.
This is why you don't spend more than an hour and a half on graphics and a level editor you won't use, kids!
***COOL NOTE***: The Sound Track to this game is now available!!: http://ruffty.bandcamp.com/album/music-from-the-bride-of-the-gator
***COOL NOTE 2***: The Sound Track to that soundtrack is now available!!: https://ruffty.bandcamp.com/album/music-not-from-music-from-the-bride-of-the-gator
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER! YOU THOUGHT WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH FUNDING! BUT WE DID!! AND WE'RE BACK:
D'EAT SHENGLY'S BAKED COOKIES 4: SLAM ME THAT SLIME SPHERE, BUDDY!!
What is it? ONLY the greatest ClickTeam Fusion's 20.Five Game Of The Year To Be Released Only Hours Before The Year Is Over of the year (GOAT OF THE YEAR) ((GTFTHYR))
Our favourite fans have already recieved their thank-you packages in the mail. If you have NOT recieved any such, it's because you didn't pay us enough money! Sorry. Not!!!
A: This is an FAQ!!! Geeze lousy eeze!
Q: How do I complete the robot quest?
A: Destroy their cottage, steal their wed-mug, smash their spaceships, drink their lukewarm space-booze, crush their leaders, spill their milk.=!
Q: Why do you keep making these horrible games that nobody wants?
A: I have reported your address to the super-police and they will have your house surrounded within minutes.
Q: What is the plot of of of Return To Castle Desheng 3D?
A: I'm glad you asked!!!
A: In this 'spiritual successor', we have taken what people LOVE about the original (shotguns and demons) and taken them out entirely. Instead, what we have here is a tale of love. Love, and redemption. Love, and redemption, and cold-blooded creatures.
A:) The story is as follows::
STORY: Are you one of Zepulon The Raider OF Defenders of Space Zones, a stereo of the future, a princess warrior fated for great destinations, a fantastic pair of binoculars, WufflePuffer The Wonder Dog, bald space marine space-farerer, a giant key stuck on something, or ???!
STORY: IF SO, you are already a part of this fantastic game!!
STORY: The events between the first game and the second are as follows:
EVENT: Zepulon laid down after being shot.
EVENT: stereo had nobody to play it... yet?
EVENT: princess warrior ran to work
event: binoculars now exist
EVENT: WufflePuffer was redacted
EVENT5 Bald Space Marine got back his keycards!
EVENTS:Giant Key is still stuck in the muck- or "muck stuck"!
STORY: Any reader who is now left thunderstruck at these turns of events will have no difficulty in catching up: included in this package is the zeroth entry in the series, at no 'added' cost!!!
STORY: And so, our heros continue on....
Story: Breaking Story: STORIES OF MANY BUILDINGS CONTAIN NO 13TH FLOOR, THEY ARE RESERVED FOR "MILITECH RESEARCH"
Q: How much of this is STOLEN?
A: Very little... I used many of the 'libraries' provided by clickteam, various freely-distributed packs of samples, as well as some sprites from Fist of the North Carp!
Q: How much of this is YOURS?
A: Very little... The guitar playing in the "Dig" AKA "Wow Another Item..." Zone, past the noisy intro section, is all by me, Ruffty M¢buck$! The music on "And/OrAdventure" is also by me, an edit of the first take of a song idea by me. Look forward to the smash hit "Music From The Bride Of The Gator" coming soon!!
Q: This format for jokes is getting old and tiresome.
A: Says YOU!
A: Did you know: You can HOLD DOWN some of the buttons on the stereo? Well, you can do that. Try it now. C'mon. It's cool. Seriously. Not all of the buttons though. Just some of them. Ok well like half of them really. A lot of the buttons just reverse the 'direction' so if you only look at the actual features, it's probably exactly half.
Q: Where can I send in my mail-in rebate for Dolphin Watch Deluxe Edition?
A: Sorry, our mail service no longer exists, so you can not.
Q: Who is Macmillian? And were they the real culprit?
A: Have you tried, oh I don't know, holding down a combination of two non-contradictory arrow keys like the INSTRUCTIONS tell you to?
A: Sorry, I don't have any 'lemonade' with me so I can not read this invisible text!
Q: Why does this game have such deep moral ponderings and questions?
A: Our writers are well paid as well as fed!
Q: UGH! This "action" (if you can say it has that!) "puzzler" (if you can say it is puzzling!) has me confounded!
A: The first two parts are simple enough... After that, just listen to the music :)
Q: HELP! Bald Space Marine keeps getting stuck in the freeze lasers and refusing to leave them :(
A: They are not a person, they are a thing: a large pack of samples gifted to me by one "shengly!" Also, no they can not be a culprit because; see first part of this answer.
That should be all... keep "TUNED" here for some feedback on just what IS the real bride of the gator...
Explore an endless cave-system, and try not to hit any walls – how long can you make it?
- Immersive in-your-head ego-controls!
- Automatic procedural awesome level-generation!
- Highscores! To see how well/horribly you performed!
- Glowy stuff!
Feel free to check my other stuff over at www.matthewongamedesign.com
I'm thinking about staging a ZZT jam for trainwreckers some weekend in May. I haven't made a game in ZZT in over 9 years and thought it might be fun to kind of go back to my roots. Anyone interested? Would it be best as a day thing, a weekend thing, or a 2-hour thing?
I was thinking about some sort of compilation with people making as many ZZT games as they can over the course of a day or weekend, kinda like a smaller scale Pirate Kart.
Keep the child safe and sound.
Avoid obstacles and enemies.
Sand is safe.
Any key - lower or raise baby.
Each second - 1 point
Mango (checkpoint) - 50 points
Kiwifruit (bonus) - 100 points
Collision - lose 100 points
I CUT UP MY FUCKING FINGER MAKING THIS GAME