Attack hockey drones with puck.
Get a high score.
Don't get eaten.
Another dumb score thing. Shoot cow-men, but try not to fuck up the walls too bad~
SOPA wants to block the internet, make sure the blocking signal doesn't get to the internet!
Go through the door.
Home Row bitches!
Prototype for a fabulous new platformer / adventure game!
The game features:
- 1000 levels
- 50 bosses
- realistic physics
- online multiplayer mode
But this prototype features:
- a unicorn
Final part of this dairy-based trilogy.
OUR ATMOSPHERE IS COLLAPSING!
PLEASE HELP FIX IT!
TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
ARR ME HEARTIES, IT BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TODAY
LET US MAKE MANY TALES (i.e. games) ABOUT HOW WE FOUGHT THE GIANT WHALE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM AND HOW WE DRUNK MUCH RUM AFTERWARD
YE MAY USE WHATEVER TOOL YOU LIKE BE IT KLIK OR LOVE IT DOES NOT MATTER TO ME
FEEL THE STRONG WAVES OF HEAT FROM IN YOUR PANTALOONS, SWAB THE DECKS AND THEN GET MAKING!
theres two rules
1. you can use whatever the fuck you want to make it and it can be one screen/really short if you want
2. it must be related to the sea/rum/sea shanties in some way
"HPY NYE RJT: 2015, HvH" for short.
This is for Rylie James Thomas.
All of the stuff on your list is in there somewhere cuz you've been a nice this year.
The biggest suggestion's influence was the "not being at computer", so I made it so you can sort of leave the game on and stuff can still happen. The big thing I made was a system so the car can turn corners automatically and it can take you wherever you want.
I also took another hint from Rylie's philosophy about having music in games. There's only one song and SPOILER: It's in the Circle K.
Wow, I just realized because of how scaling works in MMF2, if the screen is scaled differently then the dialogue boxes do not work. I will sometime later make a version of this game where there aren't dialogue boxes, but something else like clickable word art or something. :( So, basically that means this game has to be played in 1280 x 1024 and up.
I edited a few things so some narrative parts are more clear. :)