Game File: 

MEGACOOL.zip

I m megatired

Becames a girl

According to my to-do list (which, like all track-keeping, doesn't in any way give out actually reliable
information about how long finishing stuff will take) I'm about a third of the way (the least painful
third) done now. But let's not talk about that.

Let's talk about Smoorfs.

What is a Smoorf? [sic]
A miserable little pile of joke games, that's what.
(full title: Murfit Pirasee Vehlo Kanka Noka Pröt Shub Lapissi Taavi-eno Kirain Maasa)

It's a four part series of 94.7% joke games that got out of hand just like Kung Fu. (only the end product of that will have some no-joke-kickass merit)
I really don't have anything to say, so I'll let the games speak for themselves.

Note: I'm pretty sure you can beat the first two ones no problem, but the third and fourth one have some (ok in the fourth it's like half of them) plain impossible/unplayable/shitty levels. Press DELETE to skip a level.

DOWNLOADS: Games 1-3 Fourth

Next blog will be some deeper kungfu stuff probs, and the following will be more of my old shit.

Game File: 

003_Keycode.zip

can you enter the keycode?

This is the prequel to "an average life".

Game File: 

FF35.zip

FFUCK THIS SHIT

Game File: 

48.zip

Made to one-up terry. Made in 48 seconds.

I upgraded Drupal to the version 5.21. (We were at version 5.1.) It was vaguely painful. Let me know if you run into any problems. jeremy at rhinoceros catastrophes dot com, as always.

Stumbled across this old forum post from 2011 where someone named "ValleyBell" posted a tool called "ClickTeam Extractor" for extracting resources from ClickTeam games that seems much more advanced than my KNPUtils. Includes source code and file format documentation! Given that it's hosted as a MediaFire link from 2011 it's a miracle that it's still online, so I'm mirroring it here.

Game File (Linux): 

FlightSim_Linux.zip

Game File (Mac): 

FlightSim_Mac.zip

Game File: 

FlightSim_Win.zip

Pilot across skylines, oceans, deserts, real mountain ranges, real-time weather simulations, the planets and beyond... EVERY. ATOM. PROCEDURAL.

How to play:

1. Squint really really hard
2. Have a dear friend softly whisper in your ear: "You are playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020... You are playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020..."
3. Press 'H' to view list of controls

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