Ready... set... go! These are the words you hear as the starter fires his pistol, announcing the beginning of the race. You take off running, with your eye on the prize. The finish line is just within reach... your heart is pounding, and you're running with all your might! All of these things and more can be found when you try out Family Fun Home Entertainment's latest Country Bear title, Country Bear's Race To The Finish! Join your beloved friend, Country Bear, as he guides you or your child through a self-esteem boosting journey from the start to the finish. Remember to keep your eye on the prize as you play your way through Country Bear's Race To The Finish!
Also available is a 32-bit Enhanced build, which features slightly improved graphics and sound. Download this version if you use Windows Vista or higher and don't want to have to run emulators to play the game.
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From the impossibly handsome genius behind Hide The Hot Dog 2 and Look At My Dog comes the latest in mind-bendingly realistic dog-looking-at simulators. Don't Look At My Dog features all-new dog pictures, a new rocking soundtrack, and gameplay so abstract you'll think you've been transported to a dimension of pure madness! It will be your own personal hell! Fun for the whole family.
this is aztec challenge for the commodore 64.
it was originally created for the atari 400 by robert tegel bonifacio, but was ported to the commodore in 1984 by paul norman, the author of the famously gory forbidden forest. daphaknee and i were playing commodore aztec challenge on our friend miguel's huge tv the other night when he discovered that paul norman ported the game again, to flash, in 2003, armed, apparently, with a kit of stock poser animations and a newfound admiration for the female form. azteca queen splits the difference between awkward movements and highly sexualized deaths admirably. this six-part story of an aztec princess on her quest to fuck the snake god quetzacoatl culminates in tenochtitlan, where you give a sword a hand-job before fending off pirouetting gladiators. will you rule the aztec empire as the consort of the feathered snake?
You must find and catch cow number eight! Press spacebar on cow number eight to catch him. Press Q to give up. High score table for doing it the fastest!
It's Centipede -- IN A DISK!
You can't die. You just clear out the discapedes.
Made as a toy for my GF, who digs the original game greatly...
WASABI is on journey. He must intimidating the EVIL FLAVOR MONSTER ARMY. He can only do so by SURVIVING LONG TIME with the power of LUCKY MAGIC and YOUR HELP.
Seven levels of MADNESS!!
Made by James Mystery
A little survival horror platformer created for the "Underneath the Sidewalk" challenge but also in the spirit of upcoming Halloween.
Save your granddaughter from the claws of evil creatures lurking underneath the Sidewalk! The only equipment you have is a handgun with limited ammo and a Princess Molly flashlight.
This is the first build and it's made in KnP so obviously it is going to be all kinds of wonky, but it should be playable. Let me know about all the strange bugs that you will undoubtedly encounter, and I'm gonna patch it right up.
Update 6.11.15: fixed a clipping bug in the level where you crack your rib
I got a new Android tablet from my sis so I can finally shut up about not having a real device to program on... kinda. I did have an Entourage Pocket Edge but that was too quirky to program on and no one uses Android 1.6--except me.
I'm too stuck on BASIC and I wish QB64 ran on Android. QuickBasic... wheeee, fun times. Then Visual Basic, ugh, nightmares....I have to dust off my HTML knowledge cos I haven't hard coded any HTML since HTML 3. I know, I'm ancient as hell :P I want to learn HTML5 and Java so I can make some online games... I wish I could just hammer out something in TGF, use Vitalize and be done with it, but I got to learn Flash... don't have to, but it's an option. All those braces scare me. I have nightmares of missing closing braces.
If only I could use KNP/TGF on this android tablet and go nuts. I'd crank out half finished games again, haha!
I was messing around with TGF2 Newgrounds version and was trying to decompile and hack the game I made, but after 2 days of eye bleeding code reading and brute force, I'm like forget it, I just need to write some PC games and sell em so I can go legit and buy the damn thing. I want to make a living making games so why not? I have a copy of DarkBasic. I should do something with it, right? I tried using AGK but damn it, it broke my machine. I couldn't get it compile for Android at all (and AGK is just like DarkBasic in syntax. The programmers swapped pararetheses for brackets, sneaky programmers.)
An old file I found a while back, barely remember compiling the thing together but here it is for posterity. Some of it's from earlier times, aka 5 years back. Some of it was recently put together, aka 2 months ago. Might have some almost cursing so if you're offended by about to curses, then you'll probably play it anyway and be offended by it, as I did by my own product. In any case, enjoy the screenshot if you don't want to go through the "adventure" and such. Take care
that' s portuguese for psychotic whale