A clone of nooodl's world famous Megazeux game, "yes". Also made in 4 minutes.
Apologies to MrPiglet <3
Press X not to pry! Game has 3 exciting endings! Don't play this with your girlfriend around! She will lose respect for you. Unless you are a girl, in which case, you're probably safe. :3
Made in Construct and things.
you're hungry, go eat a BURGER
NOTE: SORRY, ONLY A MAC VERSION CUZ I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET POLYCODEPLAYER TO WORK
Okay so after my failed attempt last night to make this as a rules-following 2-hour entry http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/2043 I persevered, and managed to complete the game I intended to complete despite discovering interesting limitations in Polycode/LUA such as (1) you can't remove objects from a physics space and (2) you can't have objects that aren't squares. This was made between 9 PM Friday and 3 PM Saturday and is the first program I have ever made in Lua.
Attached: UNPLAYABLE ASTEROIDS. This is the standard Asteroids we all know, except without the convenience that the new asteroids spawned when an old asteroid is destroyed are smaller than the old asteroid. You'll get the idea quickly
Source code: https://bitbucket.org/runhello/luatest attached version is rev 0522ef253dfd
EDIT: I forgot to mention the stone textures are from http://sxc.hu
you know that I've run out of ideas when I start making snake variations
Don't Freeze to Death... and mind the axe murderer (alternatively DFTD) is my first attempt at any game jam whatsoever, in my first attempt in Game Maker. Done in -just- over 2 hours.
It is about a lone hiker who becomes lost in the snowy wilderness and must make fire from sparse trees in order to stop himself from perishing in the harsh cold.
Also there's an angry guy with an axe who keeps popping up.
for two players or one really dextrous player
switch tracks to destroy enemies in your wake! be careful not to crash into them (or each other)! can you reach the mythical kill screen, the hall where only the most valorous and high-scoring warriors travel to when they (collectively) reach 999 points?
w/a/s/d (player one) and arrow keys (player two) to move
moving up and down is now slightly more useful
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edit: sorry for that it shouldn't detect it now
seriousdescription: how bad can i get? lets see.