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gm-0011.zip

A clone of nooodl's world famous Megazeux game, "yes". Also made in 4 minutes.

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Press X Not To Pry.zip

Apologies to MrPiglet <3

Press X not to pry! Game has 3 exciting endings! Don't play this with your girlfriend around! She will lose respect for you. Unless you are a girl, in which case, you're probably safe. :3

Made in Construct and things.

Edit: Please play MrPiglet's games first! http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/791 and http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/780

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gm-0009.zip

you're hungry, go eat a BURGER

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UnplayableAsteroidsMac.zip

NOTE: SORRY, ONLY A MAC VERSION CUZ I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET POLYCODEPLAYER TO WORK

Okay so after my failed attempt last night to make this as a rules-following 2-hour entry http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/2043 I persevered, and managed to complete the game I intended to complete despite discovering interesting limitations in Polycode/LUA such as (1) you can't remove objects from a physics space and (2) you can't have objects that aren't squares. This was made between 9 PM Friday and 3 PM Saturday and is the first program I have ever made in Lua.

Attached: UNPLAYABLE ASTEROIDS. This is the standard Asteroids we all know, except without the convenience that the new asteroids spawned when an old asteroid is destroyed are smaller than the old asteroid. You'll get the idea quickly

Source code: https://bitbucket.org/runhello/luatest attached version is rev 0522ef253dfd

EDIT: I forgot to mention the stone textures are from http://sxc.hu

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Dammit.swf

you know that I've run out of ideas when I start making snake variations

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Don't Freeze to Death.zip

Don't Freeze to Death... and mind the axe murderer (alternatively DFTD) is my first attempt at any game jam whatsoever, in my first attempt in Game Maker. Done in -just- over 2 hours.

It is about a lone hiker who becomes lost in the snowy wilderness and must make fire from sparse trees in order to stop himself from perishing in the harsh cold.

Also there's an angry guy with an axe who keeps popping up.

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twintrac.zip

for two players or one really dextrous player

switch tracks to destroy enemies in your wake! be careful not to crash into them (or each other)! can you reach the mythical kill screen, the hall where only the most valorous and high-scoring warriors travel to when they (collectively) reach 999 points?

controls:
w/a/s/d (player one) and arrow keys (player two) to move
moving up and down is now slightly more useful

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roulette.zip

good luck

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stmboat.zip

612 ERROR:
We are sorry for any possible inconvenience, but this game has been verified to be rated Adults Only by our database, and we've chosen to not keep any material of this kind available for sharing.

edit: sorry for that it shouldn't detect it now

seriousdescription: how bad can i get? lets see.

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GDC.zip

Touch the moon to shoot the other guy.
I really like racecar controls.