Blergh, not complete but not sure when I'll get the time to fix all the issues I have with it.
at last, a first-person shooter that portrays women characters REALISTICALLY!
this game was designed by men's rights forum "men going their own way" poster xtc. i just implemented his vision.
featuring the voice of my favorite dumb bitch.
Based off a Twbot idea.
Instructions in game.
Side-scrolling shooter with a single stage, including boss at the end.
Move with arrows. Shoot with spacebar.
Press spacebar to start game or close the game over and game victory screens.
Graphics adapted from Openclipart.org and Wikimedia Commons.
"Bullets" created in the Game Maker 5.2 internal editor.
Sound effects created with Dr. Petter's sfxr
Background music from Tirol's midi works:
WARNING: EPILEPSY? DON'T!
Frogs are a diverse and largely carnivorous group of short-bodied, tailless amphibians.
The Universe is commonly defined as the totality of existence.
You are dead. You have been selected to enter the inner sanctum of all creation.
WASD/ARROWS = MOVE HERCULES BEETLE GET SO HIGH
POINT N CLICK / SPACEBAR = DELETE A FROG
There is a BIG LOADING. Then you can meet FROGS FOREVER! Try hiding behind that thing. CLICK N DRAG THAT ONE THING
Booyah! Stackless Python is BUTTER. I'm never writing another videogame without efficient, co-operative green threads, I swear to God.
Multi-pack of several amazing games:
"Rotater" - an interactive poem on the politics of potatoes.
"They Will Find You" - title pretty much sums it up.
"Tosser" - are you one? This game will help you answer the question.
"Find Them" - a cheeky decon-recon switch of "They Will Find You".
a good mechanic for a game, i'd say.
Ode to Zone Runner. With ooouuuttttliiiinneees. And bad animation.
Unfinished, as I had to leave early. Might finish it up eventually. Or something. If it's worth finishing, anyway.
UPDATE: You can play the finished version here: http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/1152