A woman breastfeeds a television while a man shits out a cockroach. I want to sleep but I made this game. I hope that you guys enjoy, I made it because Minecraft sucks so does League of Legends.
Also yeah, this title has nothing to do with the game itself, but Mickey Mouse is in it. But not Magic Johnson.

It's done and it looks a damn sight better than what I had up here earlier.

Game File: 

gameandcraft150.zip

sphere orbit game

find the reason of god to create life

use left, right, up arrow keys and spacebar

WARNING FOR FLASHING LIGHTS

Game File: 

gm-pk5-02.zip

Learn how to prepare food properly the Marvelous Bacon way!

Marvelous Bacon will go through the 3 food groups, teaching you which toppings to use for which foods, and finally allows YOU to apply the right amount of toppings! Soon you will be a master topping chef!

Game File: 

VBTCETW.zip

Vector the Crocodile teams up with his brother Hector the Crocodile. Together, Vector and Hector are Vector Bros! They're stuck in a factory, and they need to work together (as a family!) to escape to the outside world, but first they're going to have to collect every single ring in the factory! Stand on one another's shoulders, push boxes, and get to the blue skies!

This game is two-player friendly! Share the screen with modern split-screen technology! Play with your friend, play with yourself, play with your buddy, or play with your friend's buddy's self!

W, A, and D control Vector, while the arrow keys control Hector (up jumps!)

(Press J and K at the same time to reset the level if you get stuck)

The Vector sprite is courtesy of Yuski. Thank you, Yuski!

Game File: 

VaudevilleAndSword.zip

Vaudeville & Sword

The Dark Lord Ultradeath has come to this mortal plane to watch a vaudeville show. If the show doesn't go over well, he will end the world. To make matters worse, the music hall is infested with monsters, and most of the performers are missing! As a hired sword, it is your job to clear the monsters, find the performers, and make sure that the show goes smoothly...

Music was made by Claire Schroeder (thanks again Claire!).

Made with RPG Maker 2003.
Usual RPG Maker controls: Z, X, and arrow keys. Please let me know if the installer doesn't work or whatnot.

Created for the 2021 Sekret Santa Jam for fizzhog! I hope you like it!

Game File: 

RandomAccessRememberer.zip

Made for 7 Day Unlucky Jam (Theme: LUCK BASED GAME) & One Hour Game Jam #155 (Theme: Random Access Memory)
To play, press Spacebar (purposeful) or F2 (fun)

Cover Stories is an event where people pick pre-made cover art (out of dozens) and then make a text adventure based on it. Here's some more info about the event, including some guidelines for the authors. And here's where you can see the covers. (I submitted a cover for this, which you can see here.) The deadline is May 26th, so if you're planning on making something for this, you'd better get started soon.

Even if somebody hasn't ever noticed my latest blog posts here in the nearly-dead Glorious Trainwrecks site, and with the Klik of the Month Klub not getting activity as it used to be, i'm once again speaking up about my plans for another Mr. Cat game.

If you're asking that Sergeant Duck game... No, Sergeant Duck isn't happening either. Everytime i try to bring up another Mr. Cat there's always the usual thing that drags me away from development, it's called procrastination, and it's a thing which i've never found its name until now which has been always going around for many years. Memes have been always spinning around my head, and a swarm of game and project ideas have prevented me to write the story of Sergeant Duck. As i said before, this game is a sort of "dark and edgy" spin-off of the Mr. Cat series which focuses on a never-seen before character, existing inside the Mr. Cat universe, and the game would go on a storytelling gameplay akin to Konami's "Policenauts". Considering i've never ever continued to work on my game's story anymore, i'll reveal certain aspects of the story...

The story starts with a sort of Vietnam War-ish backstory which a sort of army of cats known as the Vanskan Cats, also known as a rock band, is attacked by aggressive Shiba Inus, race of dogs who desire glory on the nation of Vanska. Following this, a nuclear warfare led by rebel forces bomb Vanska, and few days after its bombing, a person belonging to the Papadakis family, Dave, was recognized to have lead the assault and for murdering the president of Vanska. Thus led the animals to rebel against humans. As we switch to the perspective of Sergeant Duck, as a child, his family is killed and captured by security drones/robot. Only Sergeant Duck was able to escape the prison, but after finding his son dead from a prison camp, he tries to find fortune and through time, he would eventually find truth why animals have turned against humans.

Kind of really unforgiving story, eh? I would tell that all the Mr. Cat games so far had been made without the need of writing down a story, so the sequence had to be made by mind, considering how jokey the Mr. Cat games are.

May or may have more hypothetical plans for a Mr. Cat IV, one that would be made in RPG Maker, or just restart the game with Fusion 2.5.
But unfortunately, times have changed and i really no longer use Fusion 2.5 as my primary game dev tool, considering i've switched to GameMaker Studio and making games in there feels more "serious" to me.

Or maybe. Mr. Cat IV isn't truly happening.