I guess the correct title would be "Pennyfarthing Man Creates the Bicycle" or "Pennyfarthing Man Creates the Pennyfarthing" but i don't care.
The controls are VERY simple. There's a strenght meter going up and down, and all you have to do is press SPACEBAR when you think the meter is high enough. The higher the meter when you press SPACEBAR, the farther (and faster!) you go.
Also, this is the SECOND game to feature my OWN MIDI SONGS
There are sharks that are doing drugs. That's not good! Sharks shouldn't be doing drugs! Stop them. Be the SHARK NARC.
Arrow keys move around, spacebar shoots. Some sharks will occasionally light it up, and if you see one doing it shoot them. If you shoot an innocent, YOU LOSE!
Be the best. Be the hero. Be SHARK NARC.
How do you kill a Circus? The second-greatest trainwrecks version of a lame joke ever!