You need powerpoint to play! Microsoft headshot...the evil world, the cruel world, Take a shot, Take a hit.

Protagonist: Yellow Jogger
Antagonist: Judge
Weapon: Nothing
Objective: Stop the sharks

Feed the shark with sandwichs so it don't eat people!
Grab the falling ingredients in order and then throw it to the shark! Don't mess up. Also, avoid the evil judge!

SHIFT - Jump
CTRL - Throw sandwich

PS: In order to successfully make a sandwich, grab a Bottom Bread, then a Lettuce, then Meat, and finally, the Top Bread, then just throw it to the shark.

EDIT: Now the music loops.
EDIT2: Now you can throw incomplete burgers

This game is inspired primarily by ZiGGURAT, Outpost Nexus and SpaceInvader! The news ticker is inspired by Super Mario Sunshine. The tractors are inspired by Team Fortress 2. The environment is loosely inspired by Return of the Invaders.

Defend the lone frontier town, Crater Bulb, from these brightly coloured invading ships! Bounce shots off the floor of the crater to attack airborne and ground foes alike. Charge up to fire one of three different shots, each with unique abilities and purposes. Beware: if even one enemy trooper reaches the city, they will immediately surrender! Undoubtedly, heroic sacrifice isn't the Crater Bulb citizen's top priority.

Once the KOTM #64 had a spooky theme, i thought i'd make a spooky game. well, my other games for the KOTM64 weren't scary enough to fit the theme.

Move the cloud with your mouse and juggle the falling aliens! don't let anyone escape.

The City is filled with snipers! Only YOU have the skillz to hunt them down.

Use Mouse to aim, LMB or SPACE to shoot and Mouse Wheel or Z/X to ZOOM.

Update: Fixed some graphics problems, inproved the controls, added difficulty and pause. Generally much more playable.

Also, entirely true fact, I've been kidnapped and replaced by bees. Not sure what's with that.

Update: Did a deal with the bees, 400 hundred weight of chutney and they let me go. Luckily I have some earwig friends who could get me it cheap.

Don't be late for the performance!

Donkey Kong takes a nice stroll through the city.

18 MB? holy fucking crap. i am terribly sorry for this big ass file size. if i knew how to code flash games this would definitely be smaller but oh well. it isnt worth it at all but feel free downloading it if you dont have anything better to do anyways.

oh yeh about the game: glasses are attacking the city. the mayor has asked you to get rid of them. thats the whole story. exciting i know.

SimSomething™ is a landmark entry in the classic Sim series. Control something! Watch as stuff happens. Things occur before your very person's eyes!

You have been cursed to transform into a fire exhaling, and flight capable dragon. Freaking awesome! Cause as much mayhem and destruction as you want. WHAT AN AWESOME NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE!

8-way movement = Move
Button 1 = Exhale fireball of death