Have you ever wondered what it's like to make Dinosaur Comics? Wonder no more! This...er, wonder product lets you add text to a blank Dinosaur Comic! NO WARRANTEES.
Left click to choose text position. Enter text, press enter to set. Use UP ARROW in edit mode to add a newline to the front of your string. Hold down the middle mouse button/wheel to draw lines, and the right mouse button to erase any element.
(Apologies to Ryan North. And you, should you choose to use this horrible application.)