First thing I've ever made in The Games Factory 1. It's a joy to use and improved *SO MUCH* over K&P. So now I'm using it in K&P's place :3

Anyway, this was gonna be a big ass game thing but oops i got lazy/ran out of ideas for it so yeah, enjoy this small thing of what could've been.

2018 Extra Notes: 2012 me clearly had more of a care-free attitude to be posting rather political things like this, especially the end result of it too. But hey, the title is very much accurate. At least I included dedicated YEARGH.wav and SPANK.wav buttons. That's pretty cool. Otherwise, this one isn't worth bothering with.

I'm at a hotel in Florida as I write this,and the internet here is godawful.
This game sums up what happens.

CONLORTS:
Arrow Keys: Move

The best connection I get here is in the bathroom.

Lol I maded this in klik and play enstaed of Gaem
Makerer cause its what everyone else lieks to use for dis gaem kart and cause its easyer to use .

(Seriously,though,Klick and Play and The Games Factory 2 are surprisingly easier to use than Game Maker!)
(Inspired by Thunder Dragon's Waligie Games.)

Just a small arcade-ish game done in Construct. May require DirectX.