This game is horrible, and has some really uninspired mazes. Enjoy.

I MADE A GAME ON MY NEW LAPTOP and it's stupid.

Press Z to shoot when you collect 1 or more wizards.

Guaranteed to be the WORST game you play today.

You take on the role of a poor cat who has been thrust into the world of gravity, falling to his possible death unless YOU, the intrepid player, is able to take control and make him land on his feet!

With random height and rotation! It's a moderately new experience every time!

Use your arrow keys left and right to rotate the cat. Watch out, he trembles! He's scared!

Press space to restart, and escape to quit.

Planned for this to be bigger and better by about 4-6 hours of work, but had some problems with Unity mostly caused by being an idiot and lacking sleep :) Oh wells! Playable at least.

Metafictional game. Crazy stuff man.

Use the left and right arrow keys to move the character left and right respectively. Within the textbased portions of the game, when shown (y/n), press the y key (standing for yes) and n key (standing for no) to answer to the questions posed.

Music by Kevin McLeod; www.incompetech.com
Constancy Part Two.mp3
Fairytale Waltz.mp3
Pennsylvania Rose.mp3
Robo Western.mp3
Trio for Piano, Cello, and Clarinet.mp3
Bright Wish.mp3

So if we're submitting Knytt Stories to the Kart, we should probably have our own tutorial, right? I mean, sure, there's a perfectly fine one bundled with the game itself, but that one doesn't really gibe with Glorious Trainwrecks ethos, right? This is what SoftSoft was thinking when it made this level.

Note that SoftSoft is not allowed to touch Knytt Stories anymore.

In an alternate reality where SOPA somehow actually gets passed, Twitter gets shut down by the feds for a single accusation of copyright infringement! Oh noes!

But we have too many people who can't afford to not be tweeting!

Looks like we'll need to resort to old-fashioned methods... sending messages by pidgeon!

Since everyone else is doing it, I'm gonna cheat too.

I was actually thinking of doing something like this for Pirate Kart II. I didn't, and I personally think that's a good thing, because it would have sucked. The idea was that I would use Klik & Play as some sort of faux Twitter thing where I would add a new frame describing what I was up to every day or two, leading up to and through the actual Pirate Kart weekend. But after creating the first frame I realized it was lame and stupid and unfunny and a waste of my time.

This time I'm going for something a bit less horrible. It's kind of going to be a fake documentary about how I contribute to Pirate Kart V. Fake as in I'm pretty sure that 95% of the "tweets" in this are fake and just made up for humor. Oh well. It is what it is.

This is the first of a series of fake "downloadable tweet sets" I am making in order to fill up space in the Kart.

Roughly ten years ago, my grandma got me this dinky toy motor boat with a pull string. I don't know why she gave it to me, seeing as I was clearly too old for such things. Naturally, I opened The Games Factory and made a game about it.

Use Left and Right arrow keys to turn. Press and hold Shift to pull the string, and release to move. When your toy boat fills up with water, you must empty it by shaking it or else it will half-capsize. Hold Ctrl and mash Space to shake the water out of the toy boat.

Press the X in the top-right corner of the window to stop playing this game. Which is what you should be doing because much like Winning Square, this game sucks.

Imported from Developer Diaries. Visit the link to download the game and see all old comments.

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For some reason I opened Klik & Play and... I made this. I really don't know why. It's about giant bugs.

This game has processor-intensive per-pixel collision detection that simulates, with excruciating detail, hundreds of bugs clambering on top of one another! Thus, it requires hardware-accelerated fizzicks to run at full speed. Get hyper! Get Aieegyah! The Aieegyah Hyper Fizzicks Processor!