A game idea I had when I was 12 but didn't get to make a reality until today.
You are a giant robot mech. Your job is to disturb bee hives in order to kill thousands of bees. You do this by flailing your giant head with wild abandon. It's a SEA OF BEES!! TIDAL WAAAAVE!
Hold Space and the Left or Right Arrow Key to cause mass destruction. Note that for technical reasons you will not be able to murder more than close to ten thousand bees. But box2d will probably crash before that happens anyway.
"BZZT!" voice by SpindleyQ. Music by Jackal Queenston.
Hot Clavicle is about rolling through a city as a giant, flaming clavicle bone, setting fire to cottages and Yellow Joggers that inexplicably fall from the sky and then watching said Yellow Joggers fly across the map like they're wearing malfunctioning jetpacks.
Man I don't even know. Based off a spambot post.
Music by Renard & Mayhem.
This is a game about crying.
Click 'Ok' on the assertion failure to begin the game. Future assertion failures may prevent you from playing the game any further.
Use arrow keys to move around.
Press Shift to cry.
Press and hold Control to make the game stop working.
Press M if there are too many TTS voices.
There is no key to stop OUCH.WAV.
Throttle the Yellow Joggers for fun and prizes!
Made in MMF2 HWA. Requires DirectX 9 hardware acceleration (or Wine) and 1280x720 resolution.
Apologies to six for stealing his trainwrecking style.