This is the next official version of the Oregon Trail!
No it isn't.
You are on a mission to traverse the Oregon Trail in order to claim some land in Oregon! Along the way, you'll face dreaded obstacles such as flowers, small rocks, and elephants. Watch out for diseases like cholera and dysentery, too! Press the space bar to shoot and the arrow keys to steer, most other things you'll need to know are mentioned in-game.
P.S. Real Life Mode is only put in the game as a joke, as it makes the amount of miles traveled increase 100 times slower than in Arcade Mode. So just play Arcade Mode. That's the real game. Or see how far you can get in Real Life Mode.
A followup to my Batari Basic game Pest Control in Space. This time there's more bees, and the action is in 360 degrees! (Oops I rhymed)
Move the mouse left and right to move your ship along the perimeter. Hold the mouse button to fire. Destroy the hive and any remaining bees to progress to the next level. Hitting a bee with your ship will kill you. As you progress, the hive becomes larger, the bees spawn more frequently, and they descend more rapidly!
Press C to insert a credit, and S to start the game.
Also, if you stay on the title you can watch a little demonstration.
Update: Made a couple fixes. Redownload if you've already downloaded.
My first (last?) Batari Basic game.
You are Harry the Space Bug Exterminator. You know how to exterminate just about any intergalactic pest. You even have your own custom space ship for clearing out some of the more... problematic infestations, and no hive is too big for you to handle. Maybe.
Seems like the New Horizons Space Life Megacorporation just hired you to take a look at their bug problem. They claim that space station residents are mysteriously disappearing, and they suspect it has something to do with that giant space wasp nest that's been forming around the exterior. You don't like the look of it, but somebody's gotta try and take care of it.
- You can destroy the hive and bees more quickly the closer you get to them, but if you don't leave yourself at least some distance you'll put yourself in great danger.
- Don't try to fly to the right of any bees unless there's an emergency. Once they notice that they've passed you they will try to ram into you.
- Clearing out individual rows of the hive will make the bee spawn location more predictable. Use this to your advantage.
You'll probably want Stella to play this on. Or I guess you could get it running on a real Atari 2600.
As a broke college freshman, you decide to work off your student loans by doing chores for the terrifying Ice Queen! She asks you to mow the lawn to her beautiful Ice Palace. Mow all the ice blocks to get a chance to earn $5, but watch out for her deadly attacks!
Also, ice is slippery. Try not to zoom out of control.
Music by Torley.
The world's first ludic adaptation of Jane Austen's classic novella 'Klik and Clacton'. You play as the unrequited ghost of Tom Bradley, son of the duke of Essex, and your goal is to eat all of the loveburgers being tossed into the air by the forlorn heroine Tibbs McKenzie. Hindering your quest is a relentless swarm of bees intent on dragging your lost soul away to darkest Maldon.
CONTROLS: Move by moving your mouse
A game about the fear of punching bees. Sorry about the large download. It has lots of audio. And a bit of uncompressed video.
Follow the adventures of Red Boxer as he wins the regional boxing championship!
The last portion of the game is a Klik adaptation of Beyond the Forbidden Forest (except that you can't win).
You are a bee-fly thing! You are very thirsty, and your favorite drink is eye juice. Fly in and get some! But don't let the boxer see you!