QUEST FOR SOME DAMN GOOD UGG BOOTS
You are [PLAYER NAME HERE], and you just found out about some ugg boots on sale!!! HOLY SHIT UGG BOOTS I WANT SOME. It is a wild, slippery, leathery world out there, so be careful! You never know what will happen on your way to buying some nice UGG BOOTS.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT GUU STTOB:
"okay so the point is you expect toh ave a good time playing a game and are disappointed"
"that game was awful I am going to sleep for a while"
"I didn't like it very much, it wasn't funny"
"my kids played this and now they won't stop crying"
Q: How do I play?
A: After the game gets your name right, you just need to choose what area to move to at the end of every day.
Q: Help! I hate typing out whole words?
A: You only need to enter the first letter at any time! As in, 'N' for 'North'
Q: I LOVE YOUR GAME but I want to stop playing, how do I do that?
A: Press ESCAPE at any time, past the first screen
Q: I keep running out of food because I can't get enough meat after hunting down an Ugg!
A: That shouldn't be possible! Maybe you just suck at this game.
Q: What sickos made this? I'm reporting you!
A: Me (MNO) with plenty of help from Mr. Deckman Coss http://blog.cosstropolis.com/
Q: I want to read your awful code so I can tear it apart and laugh at you.
A: You can download it from here (REQUIRES PYGAME, made in Python 2.7) https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13042603/G/GUU%20STTOB%20source.zip
Generates trainwreck ideas. You can add new ideas by editing the .txt files in the "data" directory.
Based on EffBee's generator.
1. Install Python.
2. Extract the generator to a suitable folder.
3. Start the command line, go to the folder, and type
4. Go make a trainwreck!
Grr, why can't I upload .py files directly.
This is some silly thing I made using sloppy Python code that generates ideas for trainwrecks. Because I need an idea for a trainwreck. I'll try to submit something later.
It's really basic and follows a pretty cookie-cutter format. Maybe later on I can make it more advanced.
You have to run it in a terminal:
Now I will run this and attempt to make a trainwreck using one of the generated ideas for this event.