keep your little ingrate extant for as long as you care to, my lord
Hi! I did this event today instead of 18 days from now because I felt inspired. It's 30 games that I made in 2 hours. Warning: even though I felt inspired, these games are pretty much all horrible. Enjoy!
evil frogs are going to eat you!
https://computerslime.bandcamp.com/track/8-d-6 song from here
dont ask me why all the song titles are dicks
ANSWER THE PHONE AND DO ERRANDS IN 60 SECONDS!
Was going to be a fun little game with somewhat random missions, but then laziness got a hold of me and I half assed most of the game, and the randomizer thingy doesn't seem to work properly either. rip good gamme.
A game where you are a spook and you KILL KILL KILL THE SMILEYS THEY ARENT SPOOKY ENOUGH BOOO FUCK YOU SMILEYS YOU RUINED THE WHOLE UNIVERSE FUCK SMILES WE ARE SPOOK
You are in a pointless mission, destroying 11 ships of massive bullet hell.
Use your magic mouse to guide the ultimate ship and watch it destroy these big ships.
Yong Yong's Revenge!
First off, what is Yong Yong?
"Yong Yong is believed to be the name of a pirate developer that has developed numerous games for portable Nintendo systems, namely the Game Boy and Game Boy Color. Their games are notorious for being of particularly poor quality, particularly the music, even when compared to other pirate games, as well as most of them being strikingly similar in design and gameplay." - BootlegGames Wiki
This is a spoof of their terrible games, so watch out! It sucks!
This was a very long project (Started on the 'PGC Forums') and took over a year to complete, because I suck at making games. :P
Plot: RobGBA finds the rarest pirated game known on eBay, and gives a HUGE bid! Later on that week, it arrives, and oh boy, it was the worst game ever, worser then Sonic 06! Even WORSE then bloody ET for the 2600!
No win state. No fail state. You can keep on keeping on or you can stop.
I went to a funeral today.
You play as Ednarg, the Bad Moon. Smash innocent people to make juice out of them. remember, only the ultra-high speed can kill the resistent Yellow and Black Joggers. Beware of cops! They don't like assassins, especially moons!
EDIT: Also, contains BLOOOOOOOD
a really bad game that's really good for being bad.
press space as the spacebar symbol is on the gray rectangle!
A lot of the time, the game is broken. but at least it counts as a game!