"You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older." - They Might Be Giants, "Older"

A demo of The Illogical Journey of the Zambonis. Complete up to the end of the first level.

Controls:
Click on things.
Can't skip dialogue.

Why *does* Vector wear headphones all the time?

Controls:
Arrow keys: Move
Shift: Run
Do nothing: Pick up flowers

If Sonic doesn't find the Computer Room, then Earth will EXPLODE... for some reason.

Uses Noyb's samples. Also features "No Ears" Sonikku!

Become history's greatest monster... and its greatest saviour! Take the role of Sonic the Hedgehog in this tactically and morally complex real-time strategy game, as you murder astronomical quantities of orphans in order to keep Earth from exploding!

You might need to download this font to get the title screen to look right. If that sort of thing matters to you.

Uses sound samples from Noyb, but I'm pretty sure this is not what he had in mind.