QUEST FOR SOME DAMN GOOD UGG BOOTS

You are [PLAYER NAME HERE], and you just found out about some ugg boots on sale!!! HOLY SHIT UGG BOOTS I WANT SOME. It is a wild, slippery, leathery world out there, so be careful! You never know what will happen on your way to buying some nice UGG BOOTS.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT GUU STTOB:
"okay so the point is you expect toh ave a good time playing a game and are disappointed"
"that game was awful I am going to sleep for a while"
"I didn't like it very much, it wasn't funny"
"my kids played this and now they won't stop crying"

FAQ:
Q: How do I play?
A: After the game gets your name right, you just need to choose what area to move to at the end of every day.

Q: Help! I hate typing out whole words?
A: You only need to enter the first letter at any time! As in, 'N' for 'North'

Q: I LOVE YOUR GAME but I want to stop playing, how do I do that?
A: Press ESCAPE at any time, past the first screen

Q: I keep running out of food because I can't get enough meat after hunting down an Ugg!
A: That shouldn't be possible! Maybe you just suck at this game.

Q: What sickos made this? I'm reporting you!
A: Me (MNO) with plenty of help from Mr. Deckman Coss http://blog.cosstropolis.com/

Q: I want to read your awful code so I can tear it apart and laugh at you.
A: You can download it from here (REQUIRES PYGAME, made in Python 2.7) https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13042603/G/GUU%20STTOB%20source.zip

Instructions: I don't even know. After I printed out the cards, the game I had in mind failed abysmally. Let me know if you figure something out.

The download is just a higher resolution version of the image above.

It's not well-known, but Anna Anthropy's When Pigs Fly took a lot of effort to create. For one thing, the act of getting pigs to fly is one of the hardest problems known to science. A number of attempts to make the pig character airborne were tested during development - some more successful than others. This is one of those tests.