This grotesque abomination is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world. I can't believe I made this. It will gnaw away at your soul until there is nothing left but an empty, shattered shell, and then replace it with pink ponies. I made this game for a particularly giddy ex-girlfriend, whom I then broke up with on the basis that she actually liked it. If you load this game up, you will regret it for the rest of your life. You have been warned.

This is a simple flower-picking game designed to eat up your free time. I don't really know what genre this falls under. Simplified farming simulator? We'll go with that.

There might be bugs. In fact, I'd be amazed if there weren't, because testing for bugs requires actually playing the game, and playing the game makes me want to claw my frontal lobe out. If you encounter anything game-breaking, just consider yourself fortunate that the universe deigned to conspire to end your gameplay session before you went mad.

Tips:
Pick flowers
Blow bubbles
Sell flowers
Talk to the shopkeeper behind the counter every day

Hey lost little fox, remember what Momma said.

Flyout

A TranCendental visual experienCe. A Crazy, Clever, trippy and enlightening vision of a bright mind.

Guide Yoshi the Super Happy Dinosaur to his melon stash so he can eat melons! Err, wait, what's that thing? Should Yoshi eat it? Well, it looks close enough like food, so why not?

Shift to jump, Ctrl to eat melons. Down to enter the pipe.

Edit: Bugfix release so you can't shoot multiple tongues and have them coming out of your feet.

My first RenPy. Mac/Win/Linux builds included. Kudos to PurpleChair for the idea.

A pollinator is the biotic agent (vector) that moves pollen from the male anthers of a flower to the female stigma of a flower to accomplish syngamy.

Music co-produced by Ivo the Great.

The epic mission is to the collectelling of many Klondike sticks as possible. Move "shift" to commence the art of game. Glide "barrel" with pointing buttons. Wen 99 points get game was wone.