You are a witch! You must collect GELS from your ENEMIES to drop them down the PIPES into the properly colored BUCKETS.

ARROW KEYS move
X jumps
Z shoots
C drops gels into pipes

Pretty much the dogfighting bit from the 2600 combat game. WASD for red player, arrows for green player.

IT'S LAZER BITCH VERSUS LAZER BITCH.

but beware, lazer bitches have the reflexes of FUCKING JAGUARS. if one of them fires her lazer, so will the other!

RED uses wasd and BLUE uses the arrow keys. SPACEBAR fires both players' weapons.