Player 1, you are PONIES. Mash Q to spam ponies.
Player 2, you are NOT-PONIES. Mash P to ban ponies.
Player 1, press W to dodge bans. Player 2, press O to dodge spam.
Player 3 is Mr. Apathy. He does nothing but watch the PONIES and NOT-PONIES argue. Player 3 has no buttons to press, because Mr. Apathy does not get involved, but must remain apathetic. Player 3 may optionally bring popcorn.
For best results, Player 1 should be played by an obsessive MLP fan, and Player 2 should be played by an angry message board admin who hates ponies.
Feat. music by Renard.
IT'S LAZER BITCH VERSUS LAZER BITCH.
but beware, lazer bitches have the reflexes of FUCKING JAGUARS. if one of them fires her lazer, so will the other!
RED uses wasd and BLUE uses the arrow keys. SPACEBAR fires both players' weapons.