Your girlfriend asks you to get rich. You heard, that computer freaks become quite rich. So you participate in a computer challenge, where competitors use their machines in battles to show, who the best is. But don't let the evolution of the newest era make your team look like dinosaurs.

This game works on Windows 95. There is a DOS version available on Doshaven and Slimesalad, too.

Game design document for a Sonic game I'd like to make.

It's a GOOGLE DOC that you can read here. It's a work in progress, I will add to it every so often (drawings, writing, maybe some audio stuff). This is not a joke like 'Sonic Dreams Collection'. "People that like Sonic are weird." Fuck you well to do popular award winning 'cool' LA assholes.

It sucks thinking about these snobby "indy elites" making fun of the thing that makes some people happy.

Why is this a train wreck or why is this on this website?
I figure if I try to make something super sincere like this it will accidentally be transcendentally bad.
Like, it's kind of uncool to be a fan of something? I guess it depends on how you look at it?
I guess some questions I will be asking myself while adding to this is, like, how reverent am I to Sonic as a "franchise".
I like Sonic, I liked him as a kid quite a bit.

Someone on the IRC for this website years ago said Sega would never hire me to direct a Sonic game. I guess, in this person's eyes, this game design document and the theoretical game is a trainwreck in terms of futility, like this is never going to happen.

I once was working at a smoothie place and my first or second day there, this guy was telling me about his Simpsons spec-script and how much he was working on it. Him telling me about this made me feel tremendously sad at the time being stuck working for very little money serving very rich people overpriced smoothies. Like, I would hope that this guy made it, I have a more positive look at these things these days. At least he wrote it, he did a bunch of comedy stuff in the city, he was trying and that's what you have to do, you can't just sit around and mope about, he was taking some sort of action even if this action to others felt futile.

So, whatever, I'm going to do this anyways.
I'll run head first into a wall hundreds of times to see if I can run through it.

The 232028294 the award winning BINKY Series!

ERROR!

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Controls:
W - ???
A - ???
s - ???
D - ???

Credits:
Brick Texture by Microsoft
Error Message Creator from http://atom.smasher.org/error/
Tux "Born To Frag" made by Tipatat Chennavasin
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tux_Born_to_Frag.jpg

Music:
Gymnopédie by Erik Satie

(update 22 April: PC version PC room slowdown bug fixed.)

1 large game, 4 small games
Content Warning (only for the first game):
self-harm, sexual harassment, graphic sexual content

produced by 000, 888, EIT, DEN, and KAS

The project files are included, so you can edit these if you'd like. If you do so, read the README.txt.

The fourth in the award winning BINKY Series.

After seven months of development, the BINKY team have created an exciting experience.
Watch as BINKY ventures into the third dimension.
Developer interview:
developer 1: our publisher has paid for an expensive computer so that...
developer 2: so that BINKY is now in the third dimension! [laughs]
developer 1: it was a good investment

Controls:
WASD - movement
Arrow Keys - movement

Update: 32 Bits Build for Windows added

A game i created solely to make a joke on computer crashes. Top features include a wide variety of things to avoid, The glitchiest parallax scrolling on the market, a faux mode 7 perspective that causes bikes to be in midair for no reason, and a strange application of prime numbers to make the title screen music.

I'm at a hotel in Florida as I write this,and the internet here is godawful.
This game sums up what happens.

CONLORTS:
Arrow Keys: Move

The best connection I get here is in the bathroom.

Dance your way to the ending! Press 'X' to jump! Collect computers to get points! Avoid pitchforks! If your score drops below zero, you'll have to start over. The game is different EVERY TIME YOU PLAY IT.