Your a pixelated sanitation worker and you're bloody angry! So punch the first guy you see for some reason. Spacebar is helpful with that. Also backwards punchey.
After a busy day at the pencil inspection factory you come home to find all your light bulbs are out. But you REALLY want to watch The Hunt For Red October! So the search for your dvd begins!
Arrow keys to move, esc to quit.
Cyborg Malfunction! Help him cross the bridge without falling off, beware, his cyborg motor routines are going crazy and change randomly!
You're stuck in invalid memory and must keep your health topped up by collecting powerups missed by players of other games, if you run out of hp the garbage collector will COLLECT YOU!! D:
Like A Sir DLC pack also available... whut
With this I've pushed all the "plot" out of the way and I swear to god I'll just go balls to the walls on 5. Stay tuned.