Ever wondered why the people can't get to vote on the new pope?

Ever wished to do that yourself? To have the freedom of choosing? To have a voice?

WELL NOW YOU CAN!

Or at least almost can! With the Simulator of a Pope Shop, or simply SimPopeShop!

What you have to do is simple:
1) First you select the pope you want to buy
2) Then you pay by shredding tears so that the Room of Tears can have some effect.
3) Presto!

Its mostly complete, needs score counters and maybe a reset button but otherwise is perfect. Press F1 for the backstory and controls. Email this webzone if you want a pizza roll.