Dance your way to the ending! Press 'X' to jump! Collect computers to get points! Avoid pitchforks! If your score drops below zero, you'll have to start over. The game is different EVERY TIME YOU PLAY IT.
An extremely rare prototype beta was just unearthed! This here is the Sonic Cookies beta that was slated to become a sequel to Knuckles Chaotix. The game was being developed for the doomed 64X console add-on for the Sega Genesis before both were canned by Sega. This is a grand opportunity to experience one of gaming history's greatest secrets! It's a prototype though, so expect serious issues.
Guide Yoshi the Super Happy Dinosaur to his melon stash so he can eat melons! Err, wait, what's that thing? Should Yoshi eat it? Well, it looks close enough like food, so why not?
Shift to jump, Ctrl to eat melons. Down to enter the pipe.
Edit: Bugfix release so you can't shoot multiple tongues and have them coming out of your feet.
CAN YOU MASTER THE QUIRKS OF K&P'S TERRIBLE DEFAULT PLATFORM ENGINE TO CONQUER THE WORLD OF MARTIAL ARTS
One day I created a failed Klik of the Month Klub entry. I scrapped it, never to see the light of day again... until today, where I release it half-intact as a small portion of this epic game!
Playtest entry #49, then throw it away! Fend off spambot attacks! Settle down and create your epic masterpiece for #50 with a little "inspiration" from classic Trainwreckers! Travel to space at least THREE TIMES! Fight epic bosses that pose no threat to you! Get down with some nerd rave! Do all this and MORE, all because I CHEATED, just to make Klik of the Month Klub #50 MORE EPIC!
The different portions of the game are either controlled by the keyboard or the mouse. If the keyboard doesn't seem to do anything, try using the mouse!
Sound levels vary from portion to portion. Always prepare for the sounds to get a little loud, I.E. you may not want to play this using headphones.
Oh yeah, Shift is the default fire/jump/whatever key.
This seems like a simple jumping game, but these platforms have some kind of trick to them! Some of them will move, some of them will turn. Watch their colours and don't get caught off-guard.
Here's a bit of trivia: it's taken me 1.5 hours just to upload and write descriptions for my Klik of the Month Klub #50 games. Clearly I have underprepared for this arduous occasion.
When the world was young, and only one man and woman walked the Earth, I can't help but feel that they were surely very, very immature to each other. Especially over a biological difference so immediately obvious.
In case it wasn't clear, this is basically Donkey Kong with urine.
EDIT: Fixed incomplete controls listing on title screen.
EDIT2: Fixed no music in Windows.
This is a game based on an old logic puzzle involving water, boats, animals and at least one plant. The solution it provides is a little bit different to what you might think, though.
* WarioWare, Inc.
Here's the story: I was inspired by this comic, and its straight-faced presentation of whimsy and wonder. But I noticed that I'd already covered this sort of thing (somewhat) in Juni the Jiant, so I decided to try something slightly similar but in a different direction.
I'm not particularly pleased with this, but it's suitable as a prototype.
Somewhat based off of a very popular game from the old V-Cade where you jumped around a randomly-moving snake-like ribbon while trying not to fall off.
Left and Right Arrow Keys to move.
Shift to jump (you'll probably want to hold the key, actually).
Don't fall off the snake.
Don't let the snake eat you (it does this if the head collides with you from the side or from above).
You can adjust the snake's movement to make it faster, slower, or more random. You can also make the snake's tail longer if you want. The game features a random seed, so you can keep playing the same pattern over and over until you better yourself.
Three game modes:
Score Attack just gives you points for however long you stay alive.
Timed Survival is about staying alive for the specified time period. If you're still around when the time is up, you win!
Collect the Food is about eating all the hamburgers. Eat a hamburger, and you win one point. The snake can eat them too, but this won't earn you any points! Once all the burgers are eaten, you move on to the next round which has one more hamburger in it.
Update: Fixed an issue with past/high score not being remembered on custom games. Also provided more sane default values. Redownload if you've already downloaded.