You are the mystical Space Spider. You must eat chess pieces BECAUSE YOU ARE HUNGRY AND I SAID SO.
Also a boss if you get 995 or higher hunger points.
Shift- Shot Web
Arrow keys- Move
When enemies are pulled towards you, touch them to eat them.
Play as either Angel Summoner or BMX Bandit and smash as many panes of glass as you can before ten of them reach their destination. Be a hero!
A word game without user input. A creatively(?) crippled version of http://nottheinternet.com/games/heftyseamstress/