This is my first game!
The nefarious DR. MOUTH has stolen the precious GEMS from the royal APPLE FAMILY while they were visting a soccer game in BRITON. Luckily, world famous soccer star RONALD CATJUMPER was playing at the game and witnessed the event. He was able to trap DR. MOUTH in the middle of the soccer field, but not before DR. MOUTH used his GRAVITY WORLD FLIPPER powered by the GEMS he stole to turn the entire place 90 degrees! It's up to RONALD CATJUMPER to use his powers to get back as many GEMS as possible. He only has 60 seconds to do so though, as right before the events listed here he put some POPCORN in the break room microwave, and somebody would be likely to nab it if he left it sitting there!
RONALD CATJUMPER has many amazing abilities, but unfortunately almost all of them are only useful in a game of soccer. However, there are three skills that will help him in his adventures today:
1) RONALD CATJUMPER is a master of movement! (used by pressing the ARROW KEYS) Even though the field is flipped, RONALD will use the walls of the stadium to keep from flying into the atmosphere
2) When RONALD jumps he turns into a CAT, giving him great leaping power (used by pressing SHIFT)
3) RONALD (PhD) is also a fantastic scientist, and brought a CLONING DEVICE he invented to the field, disguised as an ordinary trash can (used automatically)
When the game starts, 60 seconds will be on the timer, and 1 RONALD CATJUMPER, DR. MOUTH and GEM will be present on the field! DR. MOUTH has very slippery fingers, and tends to drop the GEMS very easily, most often when RONALD or a clone of him touches a GEM. If two GEMS touch each other, they will vanish back to safety in the hands of the ROYAL APPLE FAMILY. If no GEMS are present on the screen DR. MOUTH will be likely to drop another onto the field, but not before RONALD CATJUMPER can use the moment to create a CLONE of himself!
Good luck, players!
0-1: You are awful. You should be ashamed of yourself.
2-10: The ROYAL APPLE FAMILY will live in poverty forever. You jerk.
11-40: Pretty good, but DR. MOUTH has made off with most of the GEMS!
41-70: Great work!
71-100: You're awesome!
100+: You got more GEMS than there were in the first place! How the heck did you do that?
For people who do not like the footballs. Use this on football fans to show them what they're watching looks like to non football fans. Accurate simulation to 1/1000 degree of realistic-accuracy and tested by experts on a field.
SUPER GOOD FOR SEXY TIME INITIATION
World Cup? More like...
Lead ace Slovenia National Football Team star Samir Handanovič to win the WORLD SHMUP as you fight against players from America, Algeria, and England. Just like in the real 2010 World Cup!
* Photorealistic backgrounds
* Eye-popping fullscreen 320x240 resolution
* Real music stolen from the real WorldCcup (and elsewhere!)
* Over 4 different enemy types!
* Characteristically metaphorical video game ending!
Made in literally 10 minutes, mostly by my friend Liam.
An epic tale of revenge.
it's dorkicus! BUT WITH ROCKETS... get 8 boxes onto your side before your opponent.
(actually, this game predated regular dorkicus)
PONG SOCCER WAS NEVER LIKE THIS!
and you're not trying to push blocks to your opponent, but claim for your own area
Strange monsters are replicating every few seconds. Destroy them quickly with your two machine guns!
CRAP! Forgot to load them first! Grab ammo from the nearby containers.
Up/Down = Movement of both guns.
LMB on crate or barrel = load 50 bullets into a single gun.
Nothing as long as ammo is in = guns shoot automatically.