You are a person.
You walk using the arrow keys.
Don't get barked at too much.
Walk into door.
Then other things.
I've made some noticeable changes to this game since the original 2 hour event. If you want to see the original klik of the month version, it's here.
Learn your States and Capitals of the USA!
Break the walls of the patriarchy AGAIN!
Learn your ABC's AGAIN.
This game requires some knowledge of the United States.
If you aren't from the USA, I don't mind if you print off a cheat sheet.
If you're from the USA, I mind if you print off a cheat sheet, but, you know, it's fine if you do.
You are in control of your own destiny.
YES, if you want to put this on your site I included the MMF2 file because I don't have the flash/html exporter.
The file is included if you want to edit it????
Hey, if you wanted to have a melancholy video game experience similar to reading a Peanuts comic, here you go, this is what you've been waiting for!
"HPY NYE RJT: 2015, HvH" for short.
This is for Rylie James Thomas.
All of the stuff on your list is in there somewhere cuz you've been a nice this year.
The biggest suggestion's influence was the "not being at computer", so I made it so you can sort of leave the game on and stuff can still happen. The big thing I made was a system so the car can turn corners automatically and it can take you wherever you want.
I also took another hint from Rylie's philosophy about having music in games. There's only one song and SPOILER: It's in the Circle K.
Wow, I just realized because of how scaling works in MMF2, if the screen is scaled differently then the dialogue boxes do not work. I will sometime later make a version of this game where there aren't dialogue boxes, but something else like clickable word art or something. :( So, basically that means this game has to be played in 1280 x 1024 and up.
I edited a few things so some narrative parts are more clear. :)
Trash Dog has been entrusted to eat all the garbage. Throw out your food for Trash Dog to eat. Nothing is too trashy for Trash Dog to devour.
X: Vac-Bark (for eating trash)
You must become the ABSOLUTE CHAOS DOG.
Do tricks to earn food (type out the letters), but disobey your masters (type anything else) to up your chaos meter.
Lhasa Apso Dances the Calypso
A simple rhythm/dance game with a dancing dog. It's dancing, you just can't see its legs under so much hair.
From the impossibly handsome genius behind Hide The Hot Dog 2 and Look At My Dog comes the latest in mind-bendingly realistic dog-looking-at simulators. Don't Look At My Dog features all-new dog pictures, a new rocking soundtrack, and gameplay so abstract you'll think you've been transported to a dimension of pure madness! It will be your own personal hell! Fun for the whole family.