The City is filled with snipers! Only YOU have the skillz to hunt them down.

Use Mouse to aim, LMB or SPACE to shoot and Mouse Wheel or Z/X to ZOOM.

Update: Fixed some graphics problems, inproved the controls, added difficulty and pause. Generally much more playable.

Also, entirely true fact, I've been kidnapped and replaced by bees. Not sure what's with that.

Update: Did a deal with the bees, 400 hundred weight of chutney and they let me go. Luckily I have some earwig friends who could get me it cheap.

CREATAVATARS with AVARTAR CREATOR

Picture your very soul with 4 megapixels camera technology photograph your inside and splay on screen in 4 picture composition. GOOD FUN FAMILY

CRY SAD TEARS LIKE 1982. SPOILER:GROW OLD AND DIE ZX81 STYLE. DO YOU CHOOSE LOVE? DO YOU CHOOSE RICHES? DO YOU CHOOSE WITCHES? ZX81 PASSAGE. PASSAGE ZX81. PASS. AGE. NOW IT MAKES SENSE. tinfoil.

A series of games accurately reflecting life in the British Isles in 2012. A historical document of times that are now. NOW. Presented in the medium of videogames because we couldn't upload interpretive darnce.

OLD LADY WITH NEIGHBOURLEY REVENGE IN DARK HEART BINS CATS. YOU ARE THE OLD LADY. BAD LADY. NAUGHTY LADY.

BIN CAT LADY! YOU ARE THE BIN CAT LADY. YOU HAVE TO BIN THE CAT. BIN.THE.CAT. BE FILMED ON YOUTUBES! POINTS MAKE PRIZES.